grasshopper, I didn’t think that Mr Pastis could ever be beaten when it comes to lowering the bar on bad puns.
Well you live and learn!
Rob Grigjanissays
grasshopper: Yours has the virtue of brevity. My preference is for little ones like: Clint Eastwood playing Tristan would be a case of aggravated Yseult.
grasshoppersays
I am just a poor boy
Though my story’s seldom told
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises
All lies and jests Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
My propensity for puns was sort of developed as a youngster through fear of getting things wrong (and being punnished) for not listening properly. Those two lines emphasised say it succinctly. Unless I misheard those lyrics by Simondegreen and Garfunkel
ouch.
Abe Lincoln liked to blend in with the locals before giving an important speech so he used to send his valet to get his burgher dress.
*groan*
grasshopper, I didn’t think that Mr Pastis could ever be beaten when it comes to lowering the bar on bad puns.
Well you live and learn!
grasshopper: Yours has the virtue of brevity. My preference is for little ones like: Clint Eastwood playing Tristan would be a case of aggravated Yseult.
My propensity for puns was sort of developed as a youngster through fear of getting things wrong (and being punnished) for not listening properly. Those two lines emphasised say it succinctly. Unless I misheard those lyrics by Simondegreen and Garfunkel