Have you ever wondered what might have happened if Alfred Hitchcock had tried his hand at comedy? Me neither.
But in his latest commercial, Herman Cain tries to channel the master of suspense in a remake of The Birds and ends up with an ad that I think is supposed to be scary but which made me burst out laughing. Watch out for that skeletal arm, kid!
After killing goldfish and rabbits in his previous ads, at least this time the animals get to win.
At this rate, it is only a matter of time before that obnoxious child meets a grisly end.
Have you never seen The Trouble with Harry or Family Plot?
Because chicken feed is so expensive? Because the average taxpayer pays a greater percentage of their income to taxes than the rich? Because…er, I really don’t know what this commercial is trying to say.
I’m confused on so many levels.
Rachel Maddow is right. Herman Cain is an art project.