So maybe you need a fix of the real thing?
We don’t have a good name for this abomination. It’s not bestiality, since it is cross-phylum, cross-kingdom lasciviousness.
Although, I do have to admit…that is one smokin’ hot orchid.
I’m glad I won’t be looking for a date while I’m in Australia. Although now I’m a little concerned that if I get a little beer froth on the moustache, I might drive the ladies wild.
I’m flying off to Australia tomorrow! Unfortunately, I’m leaving Mary behind — she’s got a job, you know, and needs to continue slaving away to keep me in the style to which I am accustomed. But she’s not bitter about it, no, not at all. See? She sent me this cheery little ditty about the Australian fauna!
