Maybe add a little fresh pepper, mushrooms, garlic and olive oil. Serve with crusty toast.
Succulent!
Butch Pansysays
I’ve grown them for years. I used to summer them outside (here on the West Coast of California it rarely rains from March til November) until the local Steller’s Jay population developed a taste for them. Even giving them a pebble-strewn landscape didn’t help, so now they’re behind glass year-round. I’ve moved into Scrub Jay country recently, but I’m not giving them a shot at them, either.
I guess if one could demonstrate that they chew their cud, they might be halal.
otramesays
Pretty babies. I love me some succulents. I grew a few of these from seed. They are so cool. But I agree that they would look better with brown gravels.
I have tried desperately to keep these things alive the three times I have had them. I took the “don’t overwater” mantra to heart and they still died – ostensibly of underwatering, faster than any of my regular plants. Perhaps they need more constant but minimal waterings than regular plants need watering?
I have to give up on these beautiful things, and I love exotic plants. Perhaps someone knows the right trick.
octopodsays
Aw! They look like they want a kiss.
Pikaiasays
Lithops are easy to grow as long as you are very sparing with the water. In spring they produce new leaves, and they should not be watered until the old leaves have completely shrivelled. If the tips of the leaves bulge upwards then they are bloated and should not be watered till the tops are flat. Once a year is adequate!
Butch Pansysays
Yeah, they’re very seasonal. Here in California that means a teaspoon of water at a time after they’ve absorbed their old leaves in the late spring, never wetting the soil completely. They subsist mostly on water from fog, in the wild.
Pacalsays
Well at least it doesn’t look like a clit this time.
They look like they’re about to burst out into a little a cappella singing to me. I imagine they’re going to sing “Because.”
MikeM
Berdesdansays
I remember hunting these as little kids with a Botanist / Dentist (Dr. Graham Williamson, worth looking up if you are interested in plants of the Richtersveld). There is an interesting plant called the Stapelia (looks kinda like a starfish). http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Stapelia_variegata.jpg
Brings back some very cool memories. Thanks.
Pikaiasays
Stapeliads have amazing flowers, here is a gallery of photos.
Growing some from seed for the first time–one baby lithops so far. Very cool–but harder to keep healthy than most succulents.
Zernksays
Loves me some lithops. I think of them everytime I see my doggie’s paws.
I first saw them in a little indoor living space for a tree crab. My friend said he wanted a low-maintenance pet, and the lithops fit right in. If you don’t ignore them, they turn goopy and die.
The species in the photo is Lithops aucampiae. The plants are immature, probably about 2-3 years old from seed (they have adult coloration, but in all but the one at upper left the leaves are partially fused across the “face,” a juvenile characteristic).
@42
At least they accept the asteroid impact at the kt boundary, even if they get the date wrong by about 65 million years and think that humans were alive when it happened. ha.
For those of us lucky enough to have attended (and for those who will later view video of Richard’s 2010-03-14 talk), I think he might understood better why “divine knob twiddler” was so funny if he knew that, to Australians, “knob” conjures up images very similar to the photograph in this article.
So, with that imagery, to imagine the “divine knob twiddler” hits a rather more earthy tone than the “tuner” he switched to for the rest of the talk :-)
I saw some of these in the UW greenhouse. They look better with more appropriate pebbles.
I had one of these once. I killed it with too much water. Once in a blue moon is too often.
There is even a video set to music about lithops.
I thought they looked like fancy leather ottomans.
Very cool. Must look them up a bit.
They look like little hooves. Maybe someone buried an six-legged antelope upside-down…
They look like penis heads. Plus, “knobs.”
Maybe add a little fresh pepper, mushrooms, garlic and olive oil. Serve with crusty toast.
The tops are windows – the photosynthetic surface is inside the “leaves” – see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithops. Good selection of pictures of Lithops and relatives at http://lithopswhatnots.blogspot.com/.
Ha! I’ve owned these before. They’re hard to keep alive, because you have to be VERY careful to not over-water them.
I called them butt-plants.
Those knobs look a little polished. Hey, wait a minute….
I don’t care for them. They are prim, snobby lips which are withholding secrets.
Someone run for the slotted screwdriver!
@NewEnglandBob: your recipe would be perfect if you just added a bit of bacon…
Aaah, one of the plants that inspired me to be a botanist.
“da same ta you with knobs on it! “
“feeeeeed meeee, Seymor” -AudreyII
stone-faced
I wonder if my husband can come home for lunch….
a cousin, perhaps?
Have been called “living stones”.
Comment 16 explains what Lithops means.
Succulent!
I’ve grown them for years. I used to summer them outside (here on the West Coast of California it rarely rains from March til November) until the local Steller’s Jay population developed a taste for them. Even giving them a pebble-strewn landscape didn’t help, so now they’re behind glass year-round. I’ve moved into Scrub Jay country recently, but I’m not giving them a shot at them, either.
Mimicry plants (and animal) are fascinating. Use your imagination to see the pix at the link to see another South African plant (there are some tough neighborhoods down there!) that hides as a blob of bird shit: Anacampseros ustulata (among others). http://www.picsearch.com/info.cgi?q=Anacampseros&id=FCWq4QSAxdEpyXIvjof6V8gwdb5omGOdE77qrtHVhtc&start=81
Cloven hooves! It’s the mark of Satan, it is.
I guess if one could demonstrate that they chew their cud, they might be halal.
Pretty babies. I love me some succulents. I grew a few of these from seed. They are so cool. But I agree that they would look better with brown gravels.
Meh.
I much prefer buttons over knobs. ~8-)
They have flowers too . . .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bric_uk/263069506/in/set-72157607451204945/
these are at Kew Gardens
I have tried desperately to keep these things alive the three times I have had them. I took the “don’t overwater” mantra to heart and they still died – ostensibly of underwatering, faster than any of my regular plants. Perhaps they need more constant but minimal waterings than regular plants need watering?
I have to give up on these beautiful things, and I love exotic plants. Perhaps someone knows the right trick.
Aw! They look like they want a kiss.
Lithops are easy to grow as long as you are very sparing with the water. In spring they produce new leaves, and they should not be watered until the old leaves have completely shrivelled. If the tips of the leaves bulge upwards then they are bloated and should not be watered till the tops are flat. Once a year is adequate!
Yeah, they’re very seasonal. Here in California that means a teaspoon of water at a time after they’ve absorbed their old leaves in the late spring, never wetting the soil completely. They subsist mostly on water from fog, in the wild.
Well at least it doesn’t look like a clit this time.
Be careful that the IDiots don’t gobble them!
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p
For some reason, the pictures reminded me of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
#22 Just dont smoke them:
Devil’s foot
They look like they’re about to burst out into a little a cappella singing to me. I imagine they’re going to sing “Because.”
MikeM
I remember hunting these as little kids with a Botanist / Dentist (Dr. Graham Williamson, worth looking up if you are interested in plants of the Richtersveld). There is an interesting plant called the Stapelia (looks kinda like a starfish). http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Stapelia_variegata.jpg
Brings back some very cool memories. Thanks.
Stapeliads have amazing flowers, here is a gallery of photos.
http://www.cactus-mall.com/stapeliad/picture1.html
Growing some from seed for the first time–one baby lithops so far. Very cool–but harder to keep healthy than most succulents.
Loves me some lithops. I think of them everytime I see my doggie’s paws.
I first saw them in a little indoor living space for a tree crab. My friend said he wanted a low-maintenance pet, and the lithops fit right in. If you don’t ignore them, they turn goopy and die.
Interesting thing about the Stapeliads is that they smell like rotten meat to attract their pollinators (flies). Another cool desert flower is the echidnopsis:
http://images.google.ca/images?q=echidnopsis&rls=com.microsoft:en-ca:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ACAW_enCA343CA344&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=7_SXS77zK5PusgO22vg_&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CA8QsAQwAA
The species in the photo is Lithops aucampiae. The plants are immature, probably about 2-3 years old from seed (they have adult coloration, but in all but the one at upper left the leaves are partially fused across the “face,” a juvenile characteristic).
Off topic:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100310/ts_alt_afp/usreligioneducationscience
@42 Don’t do that! Now my brain hurts!
@42
At least they accept the asteroid impact at the kt boundary, even if they get the date wrong by about 65 million years and think that humans were alive when it happened. ha.
There are six knobs. Six! Just like the six fine-tuned physical constants of the creationists. Are you sure you didn’t get a peek at Richard Dawkins’s notes for his 2010-03-14 talk, where he re-states that “The divine knob twiddler would himself have to have been at least as improbable as the settings of his knobs.“?
For those of us lucky enough to have attended (and for those who will later view video of Richard’s 2010-03-14 talk), I think he might understood better why “divine knob twiddler” was so funny if he knew that, to Australians, “knob” conjures up images very similar to the photograph in this article.
So, with that imagery, to imagine the “divine knob twiddler” hits a rather more earthy tone than the “tuner” he switched to for the rest of the talk :-)