…but God has a blog in which he lists the stuff he hates. He’s definitely a bit petty and vindictive, so be careful commenting over there — he might just pick on you.
Is your lunch hour safely over? If not, wait a while before watching another interview with Ben Stein. I can’t believe what an idiot this man is; it’s not just that he’s ignorant, but that he has these bizarrely inappropriate notions about biology. He complains about “Darwinism” because it doesn’t explain why are there laws of gravity and thermodynamics, or where physics and gravity come from (Bonus lunacy! He claims Darwin said gravity was intelligently designed!). He keeps making these insane assertions in interview after interview, too; does he ever think, or notice that gravity is not a product of biological processes? Did someone tell him gravity was produced by sucking or something?
We all know, after all, that gravity is actually produced by the 4th dimension, which is not what you think it is. Just ask a smart rabbit, who even shares some other sentiments with Stein.
(Whatever you do, don’t send that comic to Ben Stein — he might think it’s a serious hypothesis.)
For they are like caged animals, ready to erupt.
We’re in big trouble now. A think tank is gearing up to take on all those uppity atheists, and they have a cunning plan that cannot fail, which will strip us of one of the most important tools in our arsenal. They have found Russell’s Teapot, and are planning to put it into space.
We are logically doomed.
This account of a Pentecostal service sounds like so much fun, I almost want to go.
So Jason Rosenhouse finally gets tenure (entirely on the basis of his craven obedience to the bidding of the jack-booted atheist thugs of academia, of course…) and then what happens? He reveals the man behind the mask. We’ve been played.
Most tenure contracts have some kind of ‘moral turpitude’ clause so you can still get rid of criminals, dangerous lunatics, and disgusting creeps. Does being openly religious qualify?
A real billboard in Hagerstown, Maryland:
