I get mail


My address is easy to find, and if nothing else, you can just send it to me, at the University of Minnesota Morris, and it will find its way to my mailbox. Lately, I’ve gotten mundane pages from the Watchtower (Jehovah’s Witnesses are instantly recognizable by the style of their illustrations), and this…this kookrant. The guy really, really hates trans people and the expectation that you will be kind and respectful to your fellow human beings.

He doesn’t seem to understand numerals. “6000 thousand” is six million. Unless he’s in some weird sect that has a different age of the Earth than other fundamentalist Christians, he’s confused, or just innumerate.

My eyes glaze over. Would you believe this letter goes on for 8 pages of intolerance and hatred? I’ll spare you the middle — it’s all the same — but here’s the last page, where he tells me to become a Christian.

No, not ever. I have no desire to become garbage.

Comments

  1. UnknownEric the Apostate says

    Send them back the Cleveland Browns response:

    “Dear Mr Stevenson: Attached is a letter that we received on (enter date). I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters. Very truly yours, PZ Myers”.

  2. John Morales says

    I’m no psychiatrist, but that sure seems like someone with mental health issues to me.

  3. birgerjohansson says

    As an atheist who still remains a member of the Swedish State Church (because they do a lot of good social work, and are inclusive) I can only say his church has served to encourage the dumbest kind of thinking short of actually dressing up in white sheets.
    .
    Back in 2015 during the refugee chrisis, our local church opened its properties to house refugees. And gay people are accepted. Over in Loony County it is 1859, or earlier.
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    John Morales @ 5
    Regarding mental health issues, he should get together with David Icke. How much is the fault of the Reptilians? And is it all the Reptilians, or only the Jewish ones? (yes, that is apparently a thing)

  4. eastexsteve says

    Obviously a genesis one guy. Genesis 2 has Eve transitioning from a man’s rib; Adam proclaims: “she shall be called woman, because she was taken out of man.” kjv. Whenever I see someone who try’s to justify their prejudices biblically, I’m reminded of the words of a 19th century christian abolitionist:

    “Neither color or race puts any man out of the category my neighbor, the law of love demands in you
    the same treatment treatment, the same award of justice to your fellow being…”

    Adding LGBTQ to ‘color or race’ removes no one from the category of a neighbor. I gave up religion long ago, but I still make an effort to treat people in a decent way. Besides, the gist of the law of love existed long before any bible was ever written.

    You must have quite the collection of such letters.

  5. Larry says

    Hey, Thomas! The nineties called. They want their world wide web “wall of text” page style back.

  6. robro says

    Obviously they have never of Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (CAIS). I assume there are other names for other genetic conditions that mess with the simplistic “two gender” belief crap.

  7. drivenb4u says

    “REPENTANCE, NO; IT IS NOT A ROCK BAND”

    The violence he does to semicolons is the worst part

  8. Gaz Smith says

    So lets go to Genesis 1:27. God created Man in His own image. Male AND Female He created them. So God is Male And Female. Therefore, God is either Intersex or very confused. So the correct term when referring to God is He/She. So if Thomas is made in the image of God his real name has to be Thomas/ina.
    Seriously though there are plenty of cultures that have no religious issues with transgender folk. There are also many who regard images of God as blasphemy and certainly don’t depict him as an angry, spiteful, blue-eyed, white guy.

  9. Pierce R. Butler says

    Eight pages? Poor Bruce Gerencser only got six!

    Yet I doubt either of you has, so far, merited any correspondence from the Thomas Steverson who “was a pioneering Scottish civil engineer, lighthouse designer and meteorologist, who designed over thirty lighthouses in and around Scotland, as well as the Stevenson screen used in meteorology.” Keep trying!

  10. says

    One thing I tend to think about Bible thumpers these days is that they’re telling God what to do. If God made the universe, facts derived from observing the universe would have more authority than some iron age barbarian claiming divine inspiration that happens to match common political agendas of the time. Faith is the hubris of being able to say, “No, God, you’re wrong! I, in my Perfect Faith, know this old book to be more correct than you!”

    Of course following that line of logic is part of how I arrived at the tentative conclusion that there is no god. And certainly not some all-too-human tyrant deity.

  11. beholder says

    say this prayer out loud

    Does the magic spell work if you say it in English, or does it only work in the original Greek?

  12. nomadiq says

    Unless this is AI slop, 8 pages takes a lot of work to put together. Imagine what could have been achieved with that time and brain cycles.

  13. stevewatson says

    @22: Nah, AI slop makes more sense (unless you prompted it to write in the style of an internet crank, which I suppose is something it could manage).

  14. Jenora Feuer says

    @20 Recursive Rabbit:
    And, of course, even a lot of Christians would agree with you in general on that.

    As far back as 415, Augustine of Hippo had an entire rant in De Genisi ad Litteram about that sort of thing, though admittedly he was approaching it mostly from the angle of “speaking nonsense about obvious facts of the world that non-Christians can see for themselves makes us look like idiots and thus makes it a lot harder to spread the Word.” He may have believed in a pretty literal interpretation of Genesis (hence the title of the book), and he would probably have fundamentally distrusted the concept of science as an act of hubris that humans could truly know anything without Divine inspiration, but he also believed that anybody who didn’t look around them and see what the world really looked like shouldn’t be a missionary because they made the entire faith look bad.

    Unfortunately way too many people who loudly call themselves Christians are absolutely committed to their narrow worldview and then go out and blame the world for not fitting into it. Most of modern evangelizing seems to be more focused on reinforcing in-group/out-group boundaries by actively alienating anybody who isn’t already a believer than it is on following Augustine’s ideas on actually trying to convert people.

  15. Captain Kendrick says

    Gosh, not only printed and mailed through the postal service, but written from the heart, when Grok could have done it all that for him.
    It warms my heart to see that people are unplugging from technology and going back to the good ol’ days of crank email written and sent by humans.

  16. gijoel says

    One good thing about the pandemic is that JWs don’t bang on my door anymore. However, I get letters every few months from them inviting me to join their cult. Not as unhinged as this guy, but still filled with nonsense.

  17. vereverum says

    @ #23
    You’re late, already put together in Chicago, 2018.

    “REPENTANCE, NO; IT IS NOT A ROCK BAND” actually wrong usage of the article. Since Repentance is a rock band, the proper article is “the”.

  18. says

    I just got a flyer titled ETERNAL HAPPINESS, announcing their 2026 convention in Fargo. The convention is being held on July 3.

    JWs seem to have a poor sense of time.

  19. says

    For people so obsessed with pronouns, it’s strange to me that they don’t seem to have the slightest notion of grammatical case.
    If they can’t tell the difference between nominative, accusative, and genitive, I don’t see why I should give the SLIGHTEST, TINY crap about their opinion on gender.

  20. John Morales says

    LykeX, because their opinion has real-world consequences.
    Opinions shape behaviour, and don’t require linguistic expertise.
    Because of that sort of opinion, trans people are mocked and persecuted.
    Do you really not see why there might be a reason to care?

    (Yes, I know, a literal retort to a hyperbolic expression of dislike, but still, linguistic competence at grammatical cases is not a good criterion for the validity of someone’s opinions in other domains)

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