Warning: this is a discovery of a delicate, and some might even say offensive, nature, so I’ve put it below the fold. It’s an ad for a vibrator that you can order from AliExpress, but it will do no human any good — it is clearly designed for an exotic and clearly non-human morphology.
Figure this one out. Here we have a low-resolution glimpse of the internal anatomy of the orifices of some strange creature. The alien technology tucked into it looks crude and cheap and uninteresting, but that’s all that you’re allowed to purchase.
I suppose an alternative hypothesis would be that this is a stupid gadget intended to be sold at a profit to ignorant virgin men who will never have an opportunity to test it out.