1. raven says

    As part of the War on Xmas, fundie xians attempt to bore us to death with Nativity scenes everywhere.
    Their favorite tactic is placing them on public land in cities and then claiming they aren’t really religious displays.
    They are trite, cliche-y, and pervasive. If you’ve seen one plastic sheep, you’ve seen them all.

    I always said there should be all dinosaur Nativity scenes.
    They are here now. I think I saw one sort of near my house, with inflatable dinosaurs.

    Dinosaur Nativity – Etsy › market › dinosaur_nativity

    Results 1 – 40 of 314 — Check out our dinosaur nativity selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our home decor shops.

    They also have Zombie Nativity sets.

    Another of my neighbors didn’t take down his Halloween decorations. He just dressed them up for Xmas. I saw a 6 foot tall skeleton wearing a Santa hat.

  2. silvrhalide says

    Now I want one. Can’t wait for the Lego movie treatment of this. :P

    @4 The Better Half’s neighborhood has a house that apparently doesn’t believe in taking seasonal decorations down.
    They just keep adding stuff.

    As for my neighborhood… astronauts in low earth orbit probably navigate by its glow at night.
    But points to the guy–and I feel certain that it is a guy–who thinks that the last word in Christmas decorations is a giant Heineken neon sign that covers most of his roof.
    There are other Christmas decorations in the yard (and every other place that there is room) but the pride of place is reserved for the Heineken sign.

  3. says

    Donald Trump Talking Figure – Says 17 Lines in Trump’s Own Voice, Donald Trump Gifts for Men, Funny Trump Gifts, Trump 2024, Trump Bobblehead, Donald Trump Christmas Ornament, Xmas Trump Merchandise

    Discounted 20% off on Amazon right now. Guaranteed delivery before X-mas.
    I don’t want to live on this planet any more.

  4. says

    OK for whatever reason I found that with a search for “Donald Trump Action Figure”, but the Q/A are GOLD!

    Question:Does it come with a vial of Snowflake tears?
    Answer:It comes with 1 vial. Tears must be gathered from flyover states after the 2020 election.
    By Joshua Glaser on December 17, 2018</i?

    Check the date on that one.

    Question:How tiny are the hands???
    Answer:His hands are very, very tiny, and they don’t work.

    Question:Does it have the “i only like non-captured veterans” line ? Simply classic
    Answer:No sorry…Wish you could program this product…would be better than it is which is GREAT!!!

    Question:How tall is it? I read 7” and 9” which is it? Thx
    Answer:The figure is 7″. The figure and stand is 8 1/2″. The plastic tube holding the figure is 9 1/2″.

    OMG that’s my favorite! Even his action figure wears lifts to make it taller!