I get complaints all the time about my spider photos. No matter how gorgeous they are, there are always a bunch of people who dislike seeing them. They’re not cats, you know? Everyone wants cats. Nothing but cats. Adorable little kittens frolicking about.
Well, PZ don’t do that. I’m willing to compromise, though, so here…a non-spider. It’s kind of the antithesis of a spider, which makes it more like a kitty cat. Enjoy your penis worms.
Here’s a big bucket full of penis worms.
And a beach covered with penis worms.
You like that, huh? You want more? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??!? Are you going to continue criticizing my spiders?