The traditional mode of water transportation for witches is, of course, the sieve. Macbeth, act 1 scene 3.
Artorsays
You pretend like this is a surprise, PZ. Isn’t it common knowledge?
slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem))says
That looks like so much fun, I’ll have to set up a trip to Portland next late October.
By the pricking of my thumbs…
robrosays
Hope no one falls in. I hear water is bad for witches. Well, at least Baum’s witch, but if Hollywood says a witch melts when splashed with water, then so it is. Thus spake Zarathustra, or somebody.
Waterproof sieves have a long history in mysticism. In ancient Rome, one of the major temples (I forget which offhand) would have the priestesses carry water in sieves — to demonstrate that they were virgins, IIRC, because of course those two things have so much to do with each other.
(I’m told that the trick used to let it happen was to smear the sieves with grease.)
cartomancer says
The traditional mode of water transportation for witches is, of course, the sieve. Macbeth, act 1 scene 3.
Artor says
You pretend like this is a surprise, PZ. Isn’t it common knowledge?
slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says
That looks like so much fun, I’ll have to set up a trip to Portland next late October.
By the pricking of my thumbs…
robro says
Hope no one falls in. I hear water is bad for witches. Well, at least Baum’s witch, but if Hollywood says a witch melts when splashed with water, then so it is. Thus spake Zarathustra, or somebody.
Akira MacKenzie says
(Singing) I think I’ll try defying buoyancy…
twarren1111 says
They float! They must be witches!
DonDueed says
twarren1111: It’s a fair cop.
chigau (違う) says
Nice one, Akira.
The Vicar (via Freethoughtblogs) says
@cartomancer, #1:
Waterproof sieves have a long history in mysticism. In ancient Rome, one of the major temples (I forget which offhand) would have the priestesses carry water in sieves — to demonstrate that they were virgins, IIRC, because of course those two things have so much to do with each other.
(I’m told that the trick used to let it happen was to smear the sieves with grease.)
dianne says
Without further commentary:
https://twitter.com/bbccomedy/status/1050400572707356674
mailliw says
Some modern witches fly on vacuum cleaners rather than brooms.
Those who have been freed from domestic servitude use Lear jets.
richardelguru says
cartomancer: To which one can only reply with another ‘quote’
Bubble, Bubble toilet trouble! Macb IV.i.10
Kip T.W. says
The vacuums make better hoovercraft.
Akira MacKenzie says
chigau @ 8
I’ve been in a Broadway mood lately.