The traditional mode of water transportation for witches is, of course, the sieve. Macbeth, act 1 scene 3.
Artorsays
You pretend like this is a surprise, PZ. Isn’t it common knowledge?
slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem))says
That looks like so much fun, I’ll have to set up a trip to Portland next late October.
By the pricking of my thumbs…
robrosays
Hope no one falls in. I hear water is bad for witches. Well, at least Baum’s witch, but if Hollywood says a witch melts when splashed with water, then so it is. Thus spake Zarathustra, or somebody.
Waterproof sieves have a long history in mysticism. In ancient Rome, one of the major temples (I forget which offhand) would have the priestesses carry water in sieves — to demonstrate that they were virgins, IIRC, because of course those two things have so much to do with each other.
(I’m told that the trick used to let it happen was to smear the sieves with grease.)
The traditional mode of water transportation for witches is, of course, the sieve. Macbeth, act 1 scene 3.
You pretend like this is a surprise, PZ. Isn’t it common knowledge?
That looks like so much fun, I’ll have to set up a trip to Portland next late October.
By the pricking of my thumbs…
Hope no one falls in. I hear water is bad for witches. Well, at least Baum’s witch, but if Hollywood says a witch melts when splashed with water, then so it is. Thus spake Zarathustra, or somebody.
(Singing) I think I’ll try defying buoyancy…
They float! They must be witches!
twarren1111: It’s a fair cop.
Nice one, Akira.
@cartomancer, #1:
Waterproof sieves have a long history in mysticism. In ancient Rome, one of the major temples (I forget which offhand) would have the priestesses carry water in sieves — to demonstrate that they were virgins, IIRC, because of course those two things have so much to do with each other.
(I’m told that the trick used to let it happen was to smear the sieves with grease.)
Without further commentary:
https://twitter.com/bbccomedy/status/1050400572707356674
Some modern witches fly on vacuum cleaners rather than brooms.
Those who have been freed from domestic servitude use Lear jets.
cartomancer: To which one can only reply with another ‘quote’
Bubble, Bubble toilet trouble! Macb IV.i.10
The vacuums make better hoovercraft.
chigau @ 8
I’ve been in a Broadway mood lately.