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  7. blf says

    The monster is planning the next move after the plans for a fast charging station have come to fruition. That station is the nexus for the focused broadcasting of the monster’s evil powers, and will assist in world domination. Also, it provides a quick way to cook mice.

    The mildly deranged penguin is currently trying to determine what evil powers are involved. So far, she’s only been able to determine one — a prehensile tongue. Well, probably a tongue. Definitely prehensile. And evil. Very very evil.

  8. mnb0 says

    “with evil plans in mind.”
    Those evil plans aren’t exactly secret. How many ways of being cute can she think of, emotionally chaining that grumpy old man with his funny beard, so that he voluntarily will satisfy all her needs? There is nothing you can do. Resistance is futile. You were lost the moment she entered your house. You’ll be her servant as long as she lives.
    Worse – she already made you post this picture, so that your readers will want to submit to a cute feline themselves. Not only are you a helpless victim of this evil feline scheme, you are already turned into an instrument of this conspiracy.

  11. Johnny Vector says

    She is wearing midnight.

    So, not a devil queen; a witch! You’re in luck. She can take away your pain, or cut your toenails if you are unable. Or, y’know, help you out if all your furniture legs are too smooth.