Mike Huckabee is sneering at those Hollywood liberals at the Oscars.
Watch celebs spew ignorant political venom at Oscars?? Nah…think I'd rather have a colonoscopy. Both happen from same location.
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) February 26, 2017
Rather than slapping back, look at this…Betty Bowers gives him ideas for inexpensive flights to Europe.
Grifter Huckabee: Instead of a colonoscopy, why not have an enema? After that, you'd be able to fly to Europe in an envelope. Bon voyage! https://t.co/fA8AaGCV2k
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 26, 2017
I think I like her.
Akira MacKenzie says
I doubt there is enough water in the solar system to flush the shit out of Huckabee.
Josef Mulroney says
Why must some people make not watching the Oscars a political thing?
chrislawson says
I like it — but it is a repurposed Hitchens quote: “If you gave Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.”
Ichthyic says
Join the club. She has been awesome for years.
Ichthyic says
It’s the constant drumbeat of dehumanization and tribalism that is necessary in order to maintain a stranglehold on the right wing authoritarian personalities.
really.
that’s the entire reason for it.
Ichthyic says
ok, that’s the entire reason people like Huckleberry say the things about it they do, anyway.
*looks at PZ’s political complaints*
*sighs*
chigau (ever-elliptical) says
*Give enima, bury in shoe box* pre-dates Hitchens’s use by quite a few years.
archangelospumoni says
Don’t dump on Huckabee. After all, he is a fine Christian and a Baptist ordained minister and likes to tell us of this situation. He even likes to provide advice to the rest of us. Sorta like roughly 100% of the so-called-but-oxymoronic “religious right” ever since Reagan.
Right wing intellectual.
Jumbo shrimp.
Military intelligence.
Religious right.
And lately, “well-informed and sane and never racist Drumpfheteer.”
Athywren - not the moon you're looking for says
Celebrities are spewing ignorant political venom? Dear god! Don’t they know that that’s the job of right wing politicians?!
chrislawson says
chigau@7: Until this tweet I’ve only ever seen it as a Hitchens quote. Now that I’ve looked into it, it certainly seems to predate Hitchens by a good few decades (and was generally directed at Texans).
birgerjohansson says
Here is another intellectual heavyweight:
“Gorka (unqualified kook hired by Trump) Threatens White House Lawyer on Critic” http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2017/02/27/gorka-threatens-white-house-lawyer-critic/
Incidentally, the name reminds me of “gurka”, the Swedish word for cucumber [sometimes used as a synonym for schlong).
This should not be seen as criticism of sea cucumbers, who are noble, peaceful creatures.
JoeBuddha says
Gonna leave a mark…
Arnaud says
I liked Will Wheaton’s (I think?) reply best. It was basically : “You’ll have to remove your head from your rectum first”