Exuberance! Shenanigans!


Oh, those wacky Trump supporters…they are so filled with joy, they planned a big victory parade in North Carolina!

The Loyal White Knights had previously announced they would hold a “Trump victory parade” in Pelham on Saturday morning. Hundreds of protestors and reporters arrived in the small town in Caswell County for the event, though the KKK never showed.

Oh, no, they didn’t show? Were they overwhelmed with a surfeit of exhilaration? Did they party just a little too hard? I supposed you could say that.

The founder of the local Ku Klux Klan was unable to participate in the group’s festivities Saturday because he was in jail in connection with the stabbing and beating of another man at a KKK meeting the night before.

The Caswell County Sheriff’s Office reported Saturday night that two men were arrested that morning after allegedly assaulting a man who was in town for a Loyal White Knights meeting.

What a shame. I hope this doesn’t quench the Klan’s joie de vivre, and that they have many more exultant, triumphant meetings in the future.

Comments

  1. Crimson Clupeidae says

    I see a business opportunity! I must get a little knife rental stand going and hang out around klan meetings….

  2. blf says

    The Caswell County Sheriff’s Office reported Saturday night that two men were arrested that morning after allegedly assaulting a man who was in town for a Loyal White Knights meeting.

    That’s three fruitcakes: Two in jail and the one who was attacked. Is that all they could muster for their hateorgy?

  3. ragdish says

    Much as I agree that some Trump supporters are KKK and hillbilly Christian evangelicals, I’m surprised there is no thread regarding the alt right. Those guys aren’t stupid. Many are tech savvy atheists. They support eugenics and are pro-choice (except for aborting white fetuses). They love Nicholas Wade and champion evolution via natural selection leading to human biodiversity. They spew this pseudoscience vomit and oddly enough they seem to get along with the evangelicals. In Nazi Germany the majority of Germans were devout Christians ruled by pagan worshipping social Darwinist bio-racial identitarians. The similarities to today’s situation is truly frightening. And blogs such as this should be calling out those atheist Trump supporting alt righters!