It’s October. October means Halloween. Halloween means scary movies. But I’ve seen them all, and they aren’t so scary any more. What to do?
Photoshop Donald Trump into them. He makes everything more horrible.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Jumpin’ Jesus on a stick! That poor woman! It looks like she’s suffering from Chump ear infection.
Stuck in a confined space while Trump endlessly drones his bigoted, counter-factual, anti-historic idiocy at you – that is truly the stuff nightmares are made of. Why, it’s even worse than being forced to sit through the entirety of Alien 3…
Just give Sigourney Weaver a Pulse Rifle already (I know she dislikes firearms, but bear with me). Trump is all in favour of the Second Amendment interpreted as an unfettered right to bear arms, so I am sure he wouldn’t complain if Ripley made her counter argument with 10mm caseless, light armour piercing rounds.
An armed society is a safe/polite society, right Donald…?
As a Democrat, I do hope Trump gets the GOP nomination. At that point, even Texas might turn blue in November.
Shh! Don’t give him any ideas. All he has to do is suck out the contents of a liberal’s cranium and he’ll know all of our secrets. We’ll all be doomed. Doomed.
the creepiest was the lede at the linked site. Where his phace is Trumped onto the twins from The Shining.
All the rest were just what I see Trumpster as anyway. As Shining’s twin sppoky ghosts was blood curdling. *shivers*
We’ll be alright unless some little kid starts croaking, “REDTRUMP! REDTRUMP!”