I shouldn’t bother locking up the weapons. No lock can stop a cat. Just don’t buy any ammo. They can’t handle credit cards very well.
treefrogdundeesays
The only thing that will stop a bad pet with a gun is a good pet with a gun!
peterhsays
With apologies to Faux Nooz, there’s no such thing as an assault rifle. Assault is a form of behavior which may employ any or none of a wide range of potential weapons.
slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem))says
roleplaying “that guy”:
so, peterh@5, you effectively sayin, red lollipops don’t exist cuz red can be applied to any object. ?
sorry, I get the *wink* from the Faux Nooz referral. Just adding on the obvious reply to the Nooz from Faux.
gijoelsays
For some weird reason I remember the dog in I am legend. (the novel, not the movie). I remember Neville talking about vampire dogs that had been infected. Really tore me up when he finally got the thing into his house.
blfsays
Remind me again, which ones are the cats and which ones are the zombies?
I have a hard time keeping straight all these predators which are supposed to be locked up!
I would have assumed that, what with the whole Toxoplasma gondii thing, the cats would have been responsible for the zombie epidemic in the first place.
Moggiesays
I don’t think cats should be firing rifles without hearing protection.
birgerjohanssonsays
Cats do not use recoilless stuff like Panzerfaust III or late-version Carl Gustafs because their limbs are too short to hold them. They need to call in longer-limbed (honey badger?) mercenaries. The mayhem would be awsome!
birgerjohanssonsays
And viverrides are notoriously good with commando knives.
birgerjohanssonsays
Hand grenades + Caledonian crows? Just a suggestion.
Don’t lock up all the assault rifles. You might need one or two in case of zombies.
Love the wilhelm scream in it.
I shouldn’t bother locking up the weapons. No lock can stop a cat. Just don’t buy any ammo. They can’t handle credit cards very well.
The only thing that will stop a bad pet with a gun is a good pet with a gun!
With apologies to Faux Nooz, there’s no such thing as an assault rifle. Assault is a form of behavior which may employ any or none of a wide range of potential weapons.
roleplaying “that guy”:
so, peterh@5, you effectively sayin, ?
sorry, I get the *wink* from the Faux Nooz referral. Just adding on the obvious reply to the Nooz from Faux.
For some weird reason I remember the dog in I am legend. (the novel, not the movie). I remember Neville talking about vampire dogs that had been infected. Really tore me up when he finally got the thing into his house.
Remind me again, which ones are the cats and which ones are the zombies?
I have a hard time keeping straight all these predators which are supposed to be locked up!
peterh
Sigh:
http://www.britannica.com/technology/assault-rifle
Don’t bother locking up the assault rifles. Cats prefer samurai swords.
Two-page pamphlet from the (amazing) webcomic “Stand Still, Stay Silent”:
“Blessed Felines
…Instead they became an invaluable ally of humankind against the horrors of the Silent World, providing comfort and protection.”
http://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=102
http://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=103
I would have assumed that, what with the whole Toxoplasma gondii thing, the cats would have been responsible for the zombie epidemic in the first place.
I don’t think cats should be firing rifles without hearing protection.
Cats do not use recoilless stuff like Panzerfaust III or late-version Carl Gustafs because their limbs are too short to hold them. They need to call in longer-limbed (honey badger?) mercenaries. The mayhem would be awsome!
And viverrides are notoriously good with commando knives.
Hand grenades + Caledonian crows? Just a suggestion.
That was totally awesome! And cute!