A couple of years ago, when I was looking to score some sweet fresh Jesus for a little home art project, it would have been so convenient if he’d come in an easy-open package. The future has arrived. Behold, mass-produced, factory-sealed, god in a plastic container!
Here’s another variant.
Dang it. It would have been so much easier to just order Christ from a supplier, rather than having to get them shipped one by one by individuals who were collecting them at church rituals.
But then again, doesn’t this make desecration kind of superfluous? Jesus Christ is now a symbol you can buy in a sanitary, disposable, single serving container for 25 cents. Now that’s symbolic!