[The scene: a misty auditorium in an undefinable state in the universe. The seats are occupied by ghosts; Sir Roger Penrose presides benignly from a pulpit overlooking all. He gestures, and Stuart Hameroff rises to deliver the sermon.]
Quantum quantum quantum. Quantum quantum. Quantum quantum quantum quantum, quantum quantum quantum, quantum quantum quantum. Quantum quantum. Quantum our experience of consciousness quantum is the result of quantum gravity effects inside these quantum microtubules – a process they call quantum orchestrated objective reduction (Orch-OR) quantum quantum, quantum quantum.
Quantum, quantum quantum. Quantum quantum quantum, quantum quantum quantum quantum quantum quantum quantum. Quantum quantum. The quantum information within the microtubules is not destroyed, it can’t be destroyed, it just quantum distributes and dissipates to the universe at quantum large. Therefore, quantum.
In a near-death experience the microtubules lose their quantum state but the information within them is not quantum destroyed. Quantum quantum. Quantum quantum quantum. Or in layman’s terms, the soul does not die but returns to quantum the quantum universe quantum. Quantum. Quantum quantum quantum quantum quantum, quantum quantum Quantum.
Quantum, my preciousss. We wants it, quantum quantum.
[Hameroff sits back down. Penrose smiles and silently blesses the audience. All disappear, quantally, as the quantum choir chants about quanta.]
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
Quantum Canyon National Park
chigau (棒や石) says
and I was just going to make a comment about Page2.
Oh well. You snooze, you quantumn.
Beatrice, anti-imperialist anti-racist Islamophobiaphobic leftist says
Yippee-ki-yay, quantumfucker
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
I wonder what the fastest to 500 comments on Quantumgula has been? Did this one top it?
Tethys says
Frankly Quantum, I don’t give a damn.
Beatrice, anti-imperialist anti-racist Islamophobiaphobic leftist says
Ogvorbis,
It quantumed it!
Tethys says
The quantum bunny thread filled up rather quickly.
F says
With his businesslike anger and his bloodhounds that knee
If he needs a quantum tubule he just grows it
He just needs you to talk or to hand him his chalk
Or pick it up after he distributes and dissipates to the universe at quantum large
madtom1999 says
Penrose – thats the bugger that misrepresented Finkelstien in 62 and has caused all sorts of crap since.
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
Beware the Quantawock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
Beatrice, anti-imperialist anti-racist Islamophobiaphobic leftist says
I’m knackered.
Quantum night, and quantum luck!
fullyladenswallow says
What? No Deepak?
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
This is a serious thread, so, no.
chigau (棒や石) says
That’s it?
You’re all satisfied with a mere 516 comments.
I am deeply quantumed in you.
timgueguen says
Someplase there is someone who talks about quantas physics. Elsehwere sis osmeone who thinks Australia’s naitonal airline is Quantum.
F says
Penrose quantum physics: brain enema.
Hurin, Midnight DJ on the Backwards Music Station says
Everyone’s got something to hide but me and my Quantum.
I am become Deepak destroyer of Quantum.
Tunnelin into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys, don’t touch my bags if you please Mr. Quantum man.
Impaled Northern Moonquantum
Dungeons and Quanta.
ex machina says
Quisquis aliquod quantum scientia microtubulorum sciens quanta quoque quaeret.
A. R says
Quantum PCR! (Oh yeah, I just made PCR even more of a headache!)
Hurin, Midnight DJ on the Backwards Music Station says
Do wavefunctions dream of quantum sheep?
Self Consistent Field of Dreams.
…if you minimize it they will come.
On a serious note, I sometimes wonder if the Chopra cultists find density functional theory threatening. Do they know that it exists I wonder?
Hurin, Midnight DJ on the Backwards Music Station says
No, I lied. That really isn’t serious.
F says
Roger Penrose, you are completely hosed
Your theory is a failure, the woo is too extreme
You are just a poser, pwnd, you’re physics’ prisoner
Return to study Kepler
Forget this quantum dream
John Morales says
Apocryphal Euler to Diderot:
, therefore God exists.
Hameroff and Penrose:
, therefore souls exist.
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
I was born a poor black quantum.
Woo_Monster, Sniffer of Starfarts says
A Quantum Orange
Woo_Monster, Sniffer of Starfarts says
A Quantum of Dunces
Woo_Monster, Sniffer of Starfarts says
To Your Scattered Quantum Go.
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
The Quantum of the Rings
The two Quanta
The Return of the Quantum
John Morales says
“Quantum that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
The one with the waggley tail
Quantum that doggie in the window (arf, arf)
I do hope that doggie’s for sale”
cm's changeable moniker says
Lorem ipsum quantum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit …
*just checking the typeface*
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
Even if they did, it’s got…
[insert scary violin music here]
MATH
The scary kind of math.
You know, the kind that has greek letters in it, weird wavy signs, and matrices.
Oh, and, quantum.
Stevarious, Public Health Problem says
Well, that quantumlated quickly.
Stevarious, Public Health Problem says
“You know, just simple, microtubules intertwining. You know, very much like– I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach and it’s sort of in between that. Really it, it’s like a Mach piece, really. It’s…”
“What do you call this?”
“Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Quantum Pump.”
Stevarious, Public Health Problem says
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good quantum by your side, kid.”
Stevarious, Public Health Problem says
“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt quantums!”
Stevarious, Public Health Problem says
I guess everyone gave up. Oh well. One last offering, for quantumsperity:
“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my quantum gal! Send me your kiss by string, baby I’m a quantum thing ! If you refuse me honey you’ll lose me then you’ll be left alone, oh baby microtube and tell me I’m your woo!”
betelgeux says
All You Need is Quantum
I Am the Quantum
I Can’t Get No Quantum
Can’t You Here Me Quantum
Mellow Quantum
The Night They Drove Old Quantum Down
Up on Quantum Creek
Quantum on Quantum
Dark Side of the Quantum
Quantum in the Wind
cm's changeable moniker says
Dammit. F beat me to it at #116. (I did search for “Lorem ipsum”; “Quantum ipsum” was an imaginitive leap I couldn’t make.)
*haz sad*
*skulks*
betelgeux says
Quantumfellas
The Quantum
The Quantum, Part II
Quantum Day Afternoon
Quantum Now
The Quantum Hunter
Some Like it Quantum
Quantum Driver
The Quantum Adventure
Quantum Runner
2001: A Quantum Odyssey
The Lord of the Quantum
The Dark Quantum
Return of the Quantum
Ermine says
Quantorum quantorum,
supaysu piipiru..
Quantorum Quantorum,
supayse piipiru!
Vijen says
@Sastra #48
Did you see this? Intersubjectivity is a fascinating developmental stage. Children move from “reality is what I experience” to “reality is that part of my experience which I know you are also experiencing”. Later, the requirement to “know” is relaxed, for pragmatic reasons, into “believe”. So now there is a contest between my experience and what I believe your experience to be; so clearly, “checks and balances” are useful in establishing the validity of my belief.
And there the matter rests, for most people. But there is a further developmental stage in which the subject is perceived as universal, and “inter”-subjectivity is enjoyed in the same way that one sees through a conjuror’s trick. The earlier state: “reality is what I experience”, is restored; but the “I” has changed entirely.
machintelligence says
I once made a quantum leap … but no-one noticed.
Randomfactor says
Quantum ergo sacramentum…
–Randomfactor, who learned the Catholic Mass both in Latin and English before giving it up for Lent…
Ragutis says
Queer this thread has become
Under PZ’s strange command
Alacritously the words were spun
No doubt we feared the ban
The forum now itself is groaning
Und’neath this mass of puns
My god Myers, please stop leering and look at what you’ve done!
chigau (棒や石) says
Ragutis
You didn’t say “quantum”.
chigau (棒や石) says
Although “Alacritously” is pretty
awequantumsome.John Morales says
[meta]
chigau, :)
(Ragutis decohered the QUANTUM superposition)
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
The Colonel in the Library, with the Quantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
The colonel in the library with the Quantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 quantum.
chigau (棒や石) says
I’ve had a wee dram and am feeling a bit decohered myself.
And I expect it to worsen if I spend more time on the scotty thread.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
And she’s buying
A stairway
To quantum
Gonzo says
Don Quanjote de la Mancha (Cervantes)
Crimen y Quantigo (Dostoevsky)
Cien Años de Quantumnidad (García Marquez)
El Quantum y El Mar (Hemingway)
Quantumberry Finn (M Twain)
La Quantumaña Mágica (T Mann)
Quantum No Es Bueno (Hitchens)
El Quantumjismo de Dios (R Dawkins)
El Manifiesto Quantumnista (Marx)
AJ Milne says
You’re an errand boy. Sent by grocery clerks. To collect a quantum.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Leave the gun, take the quantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Multiquantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Say hello to my little quantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
What you talkin bout quantum
Lofty says
Penrose suffers from a small quantum.
anteprepro says
Stop.
Quantumtime.
A. R says
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anteprepro says
Fixed for Vijen, who clearly needs someone else to properly translate hir Choprawoo into Deepitese.
thecalmone says
Quantumsaurus:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qantassaurus
chigau (棒や石) says
We had 8cm of quantum snow.
Rando says
Wow, almost 600 quantum jokes. It’s like the Freakazoid list all over again except this time no one is making stupid Candlejack jok
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
I like big quanta and I cannot lie
thecalmone says
Oh, and Quantum dishwasher detergent:
http://www.finishinfo.com.au/finish-quantum.php
A. R says
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A. R says
Rev. BDC: Even the quantum tunnel?
Owlmirror says
Hello Muddle, hello Fuddle,
Here I am at Camp Quantumnal
It’s so very entertaining
Consciousness works by microtubules draining
We heard a talk by Deepak Chopra
He was elected Quantum Pope, yah
You remember Roger Penrose
He sneezed hard and quantum snot flew out of his nose
When brain death makes its appearance
There’s no quantum decoherence
And your quantum mind vibration
Will have a quantum cosmic synchronization
[stalled out — maybe moar later]
chigau (棒や石) says
A. R
dang
I was doing text-numerology on your Quantum Quantum Quantum comment (1st letter of the 1st line, 2nd letter of the 2nd line, etc.) and I kept coming up with “Quantum Quantum Quantum…”
Mark Sherry says
KG wrote:
Ack. Not Incompleteness. Completeness. 1st Incompleteness is that any (FOL) theory that has sufficiently powerful arithmetic is either incomplete or inconsistent, while 2nd Incompleteness is that if a theory has its own consistency as a theorem, it’s inconsistent. Completeness is the one that talks about models and theorems.
Ragutis says
How will I laugh tomorrow, when I quantum laugh today?
Chopra of Quantum – piano version
chigau (棒や石) says
Owlmirror
damn you, too
A. R says
Mark: You didn’t say “quantum.” Quantum.
ibyea says
As for movie titles replaced with quantum, Quantum of Solace… Oh wait.
A. R says
ibyea: Quantum of Quantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Quantum is for closers
chigau (棒や石) says
ibyea
Sorry. We did that on Page 1 … three times.
quantum
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Someday we’ll find it
The Quantum Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
erik:
I find when I steam my quantum, it tastes like PEAS.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Quantum shot first
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
What did Anya say?
Oh yeah “it must be quantum bunnies!”
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Oh we’ve got both kinds, Quantum and Western.
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
John @32:
Sorry, the Quantum Doggie is sold out.
You’ll have to settle for a Quantum Ferret (I hear Beastmaster had two and they were wonderful furry companions)
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Hungry hungry quanta
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
They’re tiny, they’re toony. They’re all a little loonie. In this cartoony, they’re invading your quantum TV.
There’s Hampton and Plucky. Dizzy Devil Ducky. Furballs are lucky and Quantum Go Go is insane.
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree. The teaching staff’s been getting laughs since Quantum 33. We’re tiny, we’re toony. We’re all a little loony. We’re Tiny Toon Adventures come and join the fun.
And now our quantum song is done!
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
y’know, with this whole Quantum thread, I’m wondering something…how does the echo chamber/groupthink thing work?
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Son, you got a quantum on your head
Ragutis says
Inca Roads – Aquantumic cover
What You’re Doing*
*Or maybe not, because… quantum.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
In the shuffling madness
Of the Quantumotive breath
A. R says
mutnauq
chigau (棒や石) says
Skippin’ down the woowoo stones
lookin’ for fun and feelin’
Quantum!
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
RevBDC @92:
That thing on my head?
It’s so not a hat.
That thing on my head?
It’s Pearl-a great rat! :)
(one of Caine’s that adopted me)
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
Oh Ho!
And the thread, she slows down now I see!
Crudely Wrott says
I had a little quantum once
It was my very friend
We used to play
On Quantaday
The good times didn’t end
But then once in a moment
When a word I tried to send
Was not returned
From quantumfriend
The universe did bend
So I bended over likewise
And peered back ‘tween my knees
Now my gently fading smile
Is all the quantum sees
A. R says
Tony: You didn;t say “quantum.” Quantum.
Tony–Queer Duck Overlord of The Bronze– says
A.R.
I failed to say Quantum *twice* in a row.
The depth of my spanking shall reach further than any quanta has gone before.
Crudely Wrott says
Rules are rules.
Quantum is required.
In my poem I really should have used “quanta” in both the first and last lines.
But PZ said quantum is required.
I dare not tempt his quantum tentacles or the individual quanta that are the suckers thereupon.
Such are the sorrowful compromises of art in the face of brutal authoritarian mega rule.
You can’t escape the voice
You got no choice
You can run and hide
But you can’t escape the voice
*but Tony did get away with one there. hee hee heeee*
Beatrice, anti-imperialist anti-racist Islamophobiaphobic leftist says
Quantum morning. I see you’re still at it. Quantum, quantum. Carry on.
DLC says
And Deepak Chopra approved of all this extra quantum, before getting on a Qantas flight for Australia, where he split into two of himself, thus demonstrating quantum duality.
vaiyt says
Quantum tomatoes are a thing of the past. Quantum bananas are what’s what now.
blindrobin says
The brain it’s like a series of tubes… w/quanta thingies that like coalesce and stuff, where’s my bong?
FossilFishy (Νεοπτόλεμος's spellchecker) says
” Quantum quantum, quantum…”
[Notices visitors. Stops sawing]
Oh, hi there. Don’t mind me. I’m just taking care of this Gordian knot. Hey! Watch your step there. Don’t want to be tracking Qbits all over the place, cheers.
[Goes back to sawing]
“Quantum quantum, quantum… “
pentatomid says
Quantum Maiden
Can I play with Quantum
Quantum of the Dark
The Quantum of the beast
The Quantum of the navigator
The Quantum
Quantum Brothers
Be Quantum or be Dead
Afraid to Shoot Quanta
Brave New Quantum
Seventh Quantum of a Seventh Quantum
2 Quanta to Midnight
Die with your Quanta on
Quantum of Icarus
Out of the Silent Quantum
Quantum of the Opera
Run to the Quanta
The Quantum that Men Do
The Quantum Man
Wasted Quanta
Quantum Slave
Rodney Nelson says
Quantum, quantum and quantum is no way to go through life, quantum.
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
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Gregory Greenwood says
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical @ 110;
As Hideo Kojima teaches us, the correct pronunciation is ‘SNAAAAAAKE!!!!’
Gregory Greenwood says
Make that ‘QUANTUM SNAAAAAAKE!!!!’
Nick Gotts (formerly KG) says
Quantum? Surely the proper term is quanabdomen?
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
Curious. And there I was thinking it was quantum bacon.
Also, it’s time to kick ass and chew Quantum. But we seem to have run out of quantum.
Glen Davidson says
Penrose and Hameroff have a quantum of woo, and a woo of quantum.
I guess I can’t help but wonder about the souls of dead amoebae, since I guess eukaryotes in general with their microtubules must have quantum consciousness. Or what makes them special in the brain? For that matter, why even evolve brains when you’ve got quantum computers, or potential for same, in every cell?
Oh, they probably have some tripe as an “answer,” like I care what evidence-free “conclusions” they’ve reached, but I think they’d better be prepared for a lot of conversations with single-celled organisms when they tunnel into their precious quantum heaven.
Glen Davidson
betelgeux says
Vaiyt @105:
Quantum banana is gonna be a sudden craze…
Quantum banana is gonna be the very next phase…
blogofmyself says
Janine:
My Little Pony: Friendship is Quantum. Watch these ponies learn important lessons about quantum. Starring: Quantum Sparkle, Quantumjack, Quantumshy, Quantumpie, Quantumdash, and Wooity!
“My Little Pony!
I used to wonder what quantum could be,
until you all shared its quanta with me.
Big quantum, quantum of fun
A quantum-ful heart, quantum and strong
Sharing quantum, it’s a quantum feat
and quantum makes it all complete!
Yeah, my little pony,
Did you know you’re all my quantum-est friends?”
Kagehi says
Yeah, I was, kind of, considering, clarifying my own point by that. The reason macro level things can generate coherency is that their structure, the denser they are, limits the level of decoherence that is possible. You won’t find every molecule jumping to the corner of the room, imo, not because its probabilistically unlikely, but because it would “exceed” the level of decoherence that is possible, given the density of that media. You don’t find a gold brick transforming into a cloud, spontaneously, because the level of interactions in it, **do not allow** that level of decoherence. However, one single particle, inside a gold atom “does” have a fundamental lack of decoherence, *within the constraints given*. To achieve the sort of coherence needed for “quantum intelligence”, or what ever, you would need, I don’t know, Unabtanium? I.e., something about as dense in the literal sense, and the people proposing this in the figurative sense have to be to come up with this stuff. You can’t, on a quantum level, generate the necessary coherence *period*. You can only do so, statistically, on a macro level, as a result of constraints placed on the *over all* state of all particles, within the whole entire bloody system. The smaller your system, the less capable you are of, in effect, ignoring the noise. Sort of like how a cheap radio is less “effective” at picking out a signal, than one which has been designed with far more capacity to, if not filter out, then at least focus on the “signal”, instead of the noise.
The whole point of microtubules seem to be that they ignore this problem entirely, in order to generate more coherence than normal, the smaller they are, or something like that? Wow.. People making microchips, radios, etc. have all be doing it wrong all along, I guess. They should make the gaps “between” things smaller, so they get quantum effects, and allow more noise into the systems, right? lol
Kagehi says
Ah!! I think the number of posts showing up in my email from this is making it quantum!
Oh, wait, no… That is just hotmail’s normal “indeterminacy” with respect to its inability to keep track of if you are reading them in order, or the, for some stupid assed reason, the “default” state of, “How about we start with the last one you got, first? No, then, how about, half way through reading your messages, entirely at random, the next one I let you read is the last one you got? No, well.. Nah! I am going to do that anyway!” lol
Ariaflame, BSc, BF, PhD says
Where is the Green Quantum?
And I have found this thread a quantum wonder. Also quantum is starting to look wrong.
jeffran says
Quantum? I don’t even know ‘um!
mikmik says
One quantum in the hand is worth two nonetheless.
John Morales says
Alas, poor Quantum!
I knew him, Horatio
a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
he hath borne me on his back a thousand times
and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is.
My gorge rises at it.
Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
DanDare says
My fucking head exploded reading that and now I have to clean all the micro tubules of the screen. Fucking quantum.
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical says
Unripe Quantum Tomatoes.
Ariaflame, BSc, BF, PhD says
As long as they aren’t Quantum Peas.
ROTATO says
A Suantum of Quolace?
thecalmone says
Quantum Cat!
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2011/09/21/quantum-cheshire-cat-even-weirder-than-schrodingers/
kemist, Dark Lord of the Sith says
Actually, some people are trying to develop quantum computers using the spin state of hydrogen nuclei to store information. Advantage is size of course but also that if you use other atoms, you can find nuclei with more than two spin states (hydrogen has +1/2 and -1/2, and fluorine for instance has +1, 0 and -1, if my memories are correct).
Problem is, you need one of these to write, read and keep information in this system.
Hurin, Midnight DJ on the Backwards Music Station says
kemist
I love those. I don’t know how I would do research without them.
Do you know if there are requirements for the field of the instrument used in the processor? I saw an article in Angewandte Chemie not long ago talking about pocket size NMR magnets. Those might still have price tag issues, but if they were fit for the purpose of quantum computing, at least they might help engineers build smaller computers than eniac.
simulateddave says
That quantum really tied the room together.
im says
Ever hear of the Society for the prevention of Cruelty to Quantum Physics? Maybe it should get a reboot.
John Morales says
Hurin,
So there’s a real possibility of a quantum MANIAC?
(Cool!)
birgerjohansson says
The Seventh Quantum
Let The Right Quantum In
The Texas Quantum Massacre
goatboy says
Debbie does quantum.
Kagehi says
Well, my point wasn’t that you couldn’t, maybe, make something that can do that, given all the right conditions, but that these people are suggesting the equivalent of reading a paper book in a plasma furnace. There is a difference between building something with very clear delineations between the quantum and non-quantum parts of the system, and sort of, maybe taking advantage of the result, and trying to get the same thing out of a system that lacks any of the constraints necessary for it to function in such a fashion. They are trying to get quantum computing out of something that is even sloppier than a silicon chip, and anyone with any clue knows that one of the fundamental limits on such designs is, “The gaps get too small to prevent the quantum noise from scrambling the actual data.”
In any case, the point still stands. Within the parameters available in a brain, there is no feasible reason to believe, short of a complete misunderstanding of the problems, to believe that you would get coherent data from such structures. And, if you did they would be… Oops.. “deterministic”, and therefor you don’t have a solution to “free will” anyway.
Richard Smith says
Quantum Feud
The Price is Quantum
Wheel of Quantum
What’s My Quantum?
The Newlywed Quantum
The Dating Quantum
The Quantum Game
Win, Lose, or Quantum
Let’s Make a Quantum
The 64 Thousand Dollar Quantum
Win Quantum’s Money
Who’s Quantum is it Anyway?
Raging Bee says
What, no references to qualia?
Raging Bee says
One quantum in the hand is worth two nonetheless.
Are you sure those two aren’t actually the same one?
goatboy says
To quantum or not to quantum : that is the question
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and quantums of outrageous quantum,
Or to take arms against a sea of quantums
And by opposing end them?