When I made pancakes for my kids, I thought I was good by making them look like Mickey Mouse. I have been put to shame.
I can imagine my kids going in for psychoanalysis for the trauma, lying on the couch and weeping over my inferior, mediocre pancakes, which clearly testified to the fact that I didn’t love them enough.
But sometimes I mixed chocolate chips into the batter! Does that make any amends at all?