Perhaps you thought the Poor Man Institute was making up the stereotype, but here it is made manifest: a man living in his parents’ basement attacks father with a bag of Cheetos. One nice touch in the police report is that his shirt was covered with orange Cheeto dust.
What’s missing? No word if the guy has a blog yet.
Has his World of Warcraft account been suspended pending investigation??
(I actually play WoW, but don’t conform to the stereotype as I have typically played from my own apartment AND don’t like Cheetos)
Krystalline Apostate says
I guess the father was…a-salted!
“a man living in his parents’ basement attacks father with a bag of Cheetos.”
Nah, he was probably a Slashdotter. Definitely sounds right for that.
oh man, uprising of the nerds. i think i have somewhere to be.
The Countess says
I thought you’d get a kick out of that, PZ. I vote for searching his fridge for Ding Dongs.
Who knew that Cheetos could be classified as a lethal weapon? ;)
Actually, it was the recipient of the Cheeto-gram who was dusted in orange powder.
The sender of the Cheeto-gram was just dusted.
Another member of the 82nd Chairborne….
They arrested Jonah Goldberg? ‘Bout time.