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Alopex Lagopus says
Looks like somebody found a good way to collect marketing information from suckers.
Dawn O'Day says
If PZ had suckers, I’m sure he’d be worth even more money…
I would sell my “soul” for half that! Suckers…
PZ Myers says
I thought it could be used that way, too…so I lied in a bunch of places.
But I only did it because I’ve already given that information away over and over for some Miyazaki movies.
$2,132,100. I attribute my poor showing to my continued studenthood/poverty.
Totally gave a fake email though. No marketers for me.
Also, what’s the deal with the x2 multiplier at the end of the valuation?
What kind question is “Length of your Penis”?????
Bet no one told the truth on that one, bell curve went way to one side…….
If I did that it would end where I was worth a minus figure ;-)
The Disgruntled Chemist says
Hey, anybody wanna buy a slightly used, somewhat lazy grad student for a little over two million bucks? I’m reasonably housebroken…
$2,783,510? Is there any way I can take out an equity loan against that? I could use it for 2005 taxes…
Anne Nonymous says
Yeah, wow, that’s, um, quite an information-fishing deal they’ve got going there. Any more intrusive and it’d be asking for SSNs and credit card numbers.
$1,776,530. But I’m fat and have chronic conditions.
I’m worth $2.53M. Must be so high because of my 10 inch python.
hmmm… being a income-less student who uses recreational drugs really hurts your valuation. Oh well, my advice is “buy now while the price is good!”.
Clean livin’ and a great sense of style led me to be worth: $2,819,386. Not too shabby if I say so myself.
Keith Douglas says
“You are worth exactly $1,565,550.” What a pseudoquantity. :)