Now, We Wait: Or am I reading too much into this?

The marshmallow king Mike Lindell has gone on the record (more like a broken one) with an exact date that “Cheetolini will be reinstated as president!”

On August 13th.

Seriously?  Did they learn that it’s International Left Handers Day and they could rally the rabble with by saying “mark of the beast!” and “Obama is the anti-christ!” because he’s left handed?  They’re so unimaginative and peurile that it’s possible.

Did they assume all the rightwingnut ammosexuals would buy into it and will show up armed, ready to start firing?  Speaking (dismissively) about those ammosexuals and libert-aryans, why do they call themselves “three percenters”?  Because they’re as weak and frothing at the mouth as light beer?

August 13th is also “National Kool Aid Day” in the US, the second Friday in August.  That’s a much more fitting event for fanatics like them.

It’s also “National Blame Someone Else Day” in the US, the first Friday the 13th of the year.

Lindell can go cry into his product on Saturday. It ain’t gonna happen.


The only real question is how many show up to be arrested on August 13th. They’re too spineless to start a fight, especially if cops and military show up armed.  They only feel brave when they’re in large numbers and facing unarmed people, like when they carried guns at BLM rallies.

If they do attempt violence, it’s going to end up like Ruby Ridge (August 21–31, 1992) “the day the American militia movement was born” according to The Guardian.  Only this time, it will be on video so we’ll know who shot first.  Maybe that’s what they want, an anniversary of “martyrs” to white power.


  1. brucegee1962 says

    Well, first they were going to win on election day. Then on January 6. Then on Inauguration Day. Then on March 4. So I assume that, just like any other cult, they will keep on moving the date forward a few months at a time, and their cult followers will keep following right along without a peep.

  2. says

    August 13 is also my birthday. Trump as a president again would be a terrible present. But watching the cult followers falling on their arse again and rationalizing away why it did not happen might be mildly entertaining.

  3. johnson catman says

    According to Wikipedia:

    The Three Percenters, also styled 3 Percenters, 3%ers and III%ers,[1] are an American and Canadian far-right, anti-government militia movement.[2][3][4][5][6]

    The group advocates gun ownership rights and resistance to U.S. federal government.[7][8] The group’s name derives from the erroneous[9][10] claim that “the active forces in the field against the King’s tyranny never amounted to more than 3% of the colonists” during the American Revolution.[11]

    The group is American-based but also has a presence in Canada. One Canadian expert, Maxime Fiset, a former neo-Nazi who works with the Centre for the Prevention of Radicalization Leading to Violence, created in 2015 by the City of Montréal with the support of the Quebec Government, considers the group the “most dangerous extremist group” in Canada.[7]

    On February 21, 2021, their leadership dissolved the American national group in response to the 2021 storming of the United States Capitol, condemning the violence.[12] Other three percenters remain as independent local groups.[13] In June 2021, six men associated with the group were indicted for conspiracy and Canada declared the group a terrorist entity.[14]