Look upon my works ye donors and despair, for reaching the stretch goal on this fundraiser was rather like losing a bet…
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EDIT to add: The lyrics so you can sing along, or see where I fucked up, or see where I used the word you paid for:
I’m not even trans so ~ Don’t genocide me bro
Ever since it was the ’80s ~ I wanted to be one of those rap ladies
Roxanne Shante, The Lady of Rage ~ Or Igloo Australia up on my white page
I need an umbilical Hernia sewed up ~ Time to get lyrical, My people showed up
I offered to rhyme one Word per donation ~ But some don’t care for My rap oration
Cutty Snark and Monkat Offered well wishes ~ Which implies my rap Can sleep with the fishes
Meanwhile Trixie Gave in her quiet way ~ And left not a single word For me to rhymesay
At least other donors gave Words to make use of ~ So now I commence against English abusove
I’m not even trans so ~ Don’t genocide me bro
Ever since it was the ’80s ~ I wanted to be one of those rap ladies
Rhyming like this re-Quires some strategy ~ You can play it safe and Avoid a tragedy
But then my bro asked for Salpingooophrectomy ~ That son of a bltch thinks That shlt will get to me
Someone asked me To make a rhyme for orange ~ This they tasked me To make it oh so cringe
Shlt could make my Brains tapioca ~ Ricky my Martins ’til This vida goes loca
I rap so wack I Say whoopsadaisy ~ So I’ll just slack then Be ghost like Swayze
Peace
just gonna leave nothing but this post up until i get a junk comment from a terf or especially twisted chaser
still waiting. gotta be transphobic to me or sexually proposition me, or you’ll never see another post. this one will stand as the end of history.
Sorry, no tansphobia or sexual propositions from me – much as it pains me to not see another GAS post! Just wanted to say I enjoyed the rap, and to wish you a speedy recovery.
That’s all right, no point doing something out of character for oneself. I’ll take this positive comment instead. It does make me wonder, how do the haters normally find my articles? Sometimes I catch that stuff and sometimes I don’t. I’ll try to get a new article up soonish.
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