They complained that they all had lost face
With “face-lifting” a more likely case
Though his insults caused stress
They at least made good press
So the Golden Globes re-inked Gervais
Headline: Official: Ricky Gervais back as Golden Globes host
No publicity is bad publicity, I guess.
But he was such a mean ol’ meany head! All those poor celebrities had their little feelings hurt and had to go home and cry themselves to sleep on their huge piles of money. Waa!
I love Ricky. I’m so glad he’ll be back. I still won’t watch the program, but I look forward to the highlights reel.