Headline Muse, 9/27

The fragments were massive and burly
And they fell to earth, slowly but surely
Near an isle in the Pacific
So, to be more specific
The war against Christmas comes early

Headline:Satellite debris entered atmosphere over southern Pacific Ocean

Yup–south of Indonesia, in the vicinity of Christmas Island. When Fox News hears that NASA narrowly missed obliterating Christmas, we’ll never hear the end of it.


  1. zackoz says

    Yes, you wretched Americans, constantly (well,sometimes) assaulting your own allies.

    You got us with Skylab a while back, but your aim wasn’t so good this time. So there!

    (For those who don’t know, the Christmas Island referred to (there is another) is actually Australian territory, even though it’s quite close to Java.

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