Headline Muse, 8/4


With the traders all yelling, “Sell! Sell!”
And the Fed in a panic as well
All the gains of a year
Have been eaten by fear—
Yep, the markets have all gone to hell.

Headline: Stocks: Worst day since 2008 financial crisis.

Well…. fuck. Come on–there have got to be better headlines out there.

Comments

  1. Die Anyway says

    re: Ad banner on FTB

    Fish Darwin kissing Fish Jesus
    Is not a graphic that pleases
    The atheist horde
    At the FreeThought Board
    Should stomp it into pieces.

    Although it’s not as bad as the Cafe Press ads for radical, rightwing T-shirts and bumber stickers.

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