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Aug 01 2012

Covering contraception is just like Pearl Harbor & 9-11

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2012 election, Birth control, war on women

by Stephen "DarkSyde" Andrew

Normally I’d mock this. But the idiot who said it didn’t leave much room for comedy or satire:

TPM — “I know in your mind you can think of times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that’s Pearl Harbor day. The other is September 11th, and that’s the day of the terrorist attack,” Kelly said, according to NBC. “I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a day that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.”

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    usingreason

    August 1, 2012 at 3:55 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    And a new contender for Master of Hyperbole emerges from the pack to join an already crowded field.

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    Brownian

    August 1, 2012 at 4:05 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    “I know in your mind you can think of times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that’s Pearl Harbor day. The other is September 11th, and that’s the day of the terrorist attack,” Kelly said, according to NBC. “I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a day that will live in infamy, along with those other dates.”

    Weird. I remember 9/11 exceptionally well (despite having waked and baked that day and living in an entirely different country), without having some knob tell me to do so.

    I guess that’s thing about days that live on in infamy. They’re infamous. No PR campaign needed.”

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    Randomfactor

    August 1, 2012 at 4:20 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    Me, I think August 2, 2011 is a more infamier day by far.

    That’s the deadline by a gang of terrorists, led by John “Cryin’ Man” Boehner, who took the American people hostage, saying “Meet our demands or the cripples and old folks GITS IT!”

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    Deen

    August 2, 2012 at 3:18 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    After Peal Harbor, the US went to war against Japan. After 9/11, they went to war against Afghanistan and Iraq. So I want to know; Who are they going to wage war against after August 1, 2012?

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    richardelguru

    August 2, 2012 at 5:06 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    @Deen
     
     
    Women????

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    RW Ahrens

    August 2, 2012 at 5:20 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    @richardelguru

    Nah, that one’s already underway. This requires something NEW!

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    RW Ahrens

    August 2, 2012 at 5:21 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    Sorry, I got your name misspelled, should have been richardelguru!

    sorry, dumb keyboard…

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    den1s

    August 2, 2012 at 5:54 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    the report I heard talked about the day being ‘the beginning of the end of religious liberty’. You can almost picture them sulking off with a sad sad face, and a ‘what’s the point of living anymore’ shrug like the robot creature in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hilarious really.

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    BCat70

    August 2, 2012 at 11:44 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment

    @#3 ‘more infamier day ‘

    /grins

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