I despair. (via Lawyers, Guns & Money.)

I’ve figured it all out, it’ll be easy! I’ll be a screenwriter for action movies. Sinfest points the way. All I have to do is write page after page of “I AM HETEROSEXUAL!”. I know, there is also emoting with grunts, but I figure I can let Bruce and Arnold and Sly just ad lib …

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It’s been a stressful couple of weeks for me, and I know it has been for a lot of you as well. I thought we could all use a little help as we head into the week to focus inward, let the stress dissipate, and get generally get grounded. So here’s a relaxation video via …

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You know who else has internet stalkers and gets hate mail? Tina Fey! But then, she’s a woman, so I guess that comes with the vagina. Fortunately, though, she’s also a professional comedian, so she knows the best way to handle them: with snark. Apparently, her new book, Bossypants, has an entire chapter where she …

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At last, the gene for poor science journalism has been discovered.

The last few days, Doonesbury has been all about the heartbreaking casualties of the War on Christmas. As the consequences pile up and the full horrific effects of the war accumulate, I am undaunted and vow to continue the fight — I don’t give a damn about how many plaster baby Jesii find themselves confined …

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All is explained: