… Because Bill O’Reilly has a short memory, he must have forgotten that Congress already tried to take testimony from a fetus.
Republican Congressmen sat in committee
And called, as their witness, young Tommy.
His presence was purely an act to draw pity;
The lad was still stuck in his mommy.
Their witness, unable to swear or affirm,
And unable to raise his right hand,
Looking less like a baby and more like a worm,
Reluctantly took to the stand.
“I’m glad you had time in your schedule to meet us”
The first representative smiled,
“Your perspective is needed; because you’re a fetus
We value you more than a child.”
The congressmen heard him, so loud and so clear,
Though Tommy, of course, had no voice;
(That’s the reason young Tommy was called to be here–
His mother, of course, had no choice.)
Tommy’s Mommy was there as a baby container–
What’s important is, Tommy was there–
If she’d spoken up, they’d have had to restrain ‘er
Cos Mom’s voice? We really don’t care.
2 comments
John Morales
February 5, 2013 at 10:13 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Heh. Yet another fetality.
Darth Marmalade
February 5, 2013 at 11:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
We’re gonna need another Tommy!