Mac-ily crack-ilyApple EnthusiastsThink about gadgets, andLight up their brains, Piquing the interest ofNeuroanatomists,Glad to discuss whatThe picture explains: Sexily, vexily, Newest technologyShows an analysisJust a touch odd; Macheads don’t suffer fromPsychopathology;Rather, their brains see theGadgets as God. Apple-ish, Chapel-ishDocumentariansCame to conclusionsA bit front-to-back; God was their yardstick, butIncomprehensibly—Truth is, Jehovah isMerely a Mac. So, yeah, …
Monthly Archive: May 2011
May 20 2011
Attack Of The Minnows
The big fish in their tiny poolWhere all the world is just one schoolCan taunt and tease the godless foolAnd bow their heads and prayBut video technologyMeans, now the outside world can seeThe worst of ChristianityIn prominent display Replacing prayer with silent thought?Not good enough! And so, they fought!They never figured to be caught—And also, …
May 19 2011
Graduation Rites
All across our mighty nationAt this time of graduationIt is Christian obligationTo acknowledge god in prayerWith a solemn invocationOr an eloquent orationThat’s an open invitationAimed at everybody there With a biblical quotationTo elicit contemplation:“Lead us not into temptation”As we head into the worldAnd with no equivocationWe affirm our adorationAnd we pledge our dedicationTo a banner …
May 18 2011
What’s The Lede?
The data are in, and they show there are planetsWhich orbits, it seems, have not captured—But science is boring, so bury that story,There’s people who hope to be raptured! The Milky Way Galaxy’s filled with these wanderersLost, unattached, and aloneBut let’s go with the cultists who think they’ve discoveredA code that the bible has shown! …
May 18 2011
Message In A Virtual Bottle
Happy birthday, to someone who’s dropped off the mapThough the odds that you’ll see it are longI’d have bet, years ago, that we’d always be closeBut of course, I’d have bet and been wrongSo wherever you are, and whatever you’re doingI wish Happy Birthday, my friend;Cherish the days that you have with each other…It’s always …
May 17 2011
How Annoying!
I am a student of human behaviorThe funny, the sad, the annoying, and worse;When faced with “those people”, this view is my savior–I take it all in, and I write it in verse The clipping of toenails, the cracking of knuckles,The scratch of a knife or a fork on a plateWhile some pull their hair …
May 16 2011
Maine Boy Still Unidentified
Update–he has been identified, and his mother is in custody. Damn. Maine police have found the body of a young boy. Found Saturday afternoon, and not yet identified. Boston Globe story. Seacoast Online story. Fosters story.They are asking for help. On the off chance you hadn’t heard yet, and can spread the word, please do. …
May 14 2011
Eurovision?
Ok, so I was a little disappointed in Eurovision. I am a Eurovision addict, much to my shame, but this year there was no song/act that just blew me away. My highest picks were only 3/4 up the way up my page (ongoing ratings–from bottom to top of page), and my tastes and those of …
May 14 2011
What Happened?
Ok, so I know I had another post here, and I know a dozen or so people replied to that post–I have their comments in my email. But the post (“on the road”) is gone, as are the comments, and I have no idea why. So anyway, I am back from two long days of …
May 11 2011
PSA: Post-Rapture Pet Care
As recently noted, there are a number of people who firmly believe we have just over a week until they will (they hope) be raptured. As a public service to those individuals, I am reposting an older verse and story, so that they might put their minds at ease with regard to their animal companions. …
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