I thought Jesus checks were the ones where I, the defence player, slammed the incoming skaters so hard into the boards that they called out for help from God?
/hockeyist
davidjanessays
And I thought Jesus Chex was a communion cereal. (Gluten free, of course.)
left0ver1undersays
“Carrots and sticks are for asses”
I see what they did there, especially from a religion used to justify rape as punishment in some countries.
Corvus illustrissays
I thought Jesus checks were the ones you regularly wrote to your church under penalty of never gettiing a church funeral if you didn’t (true of RCC).
This is how religion worked before Twitter, too.
I thought Jesus checks were the ones where I, the defence player, slammed the incoming skaters so hard into the boards that they called out for help from God?
/hockeyist
And I thought Jesus Chex was a communion cereal. (Gluten free, of course.)
I see what they did there, especially from a religion used to justify rape as punishment in some countries.
I thought Jesus checks were the ones you regularly wrote to your church under penalty of never gettiing a church funeral if you didn’t (true of RCC).
And here I was all excited about Jesus’ image on checkbooks…whatever those are.