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Mark K
September 6, 2011 at 7:05 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I hope this is satire
luvlymish
September 6, 2011 at 7:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Laughing so hard right now.
_7654_
September 6, 2011 at 7:22 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Awesome, well done :-) Bingo, Bulls eye, perfect :-) LoL
Sam1265
September 6, 2011 at 7:28 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Don’t bask, don’t dwell. <3 Also the pacing is hilarious.
Gus Snarp
September 6, 2011 at 7:29 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The “therapist” is Brian Dalton, AKA Mr. Deity. It’s definitely satire.
jasonalang
September 6, 2011 at 7:33 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You know… This makes a lot of sense. Twisted evangelical logic, but logic-ish. If sexuality can be programmed, then all these hippy liberal teachers are teaching them to be gay, right? So then they need therapy to repair the damage.Or so the wackjob logic goes.That said, I’ve worked in childcare for a number of years, and you can clearly see that even infants who can’t talk yet will crawl to caregivers they are interested in. Parents joke about ‘oh he is such a flirt’ or ‘yup! She defiantly likes the boys!’, but if children who can’t even speak yet demonstrate selective behaviors, then how are they being programmed by culture?(I won’t even go into the abundant and well-documented examples of animal homosexuality. Stupid penguins watching TV all the time and getting the wrong ideas! They should read the Bible!!)
Gord
September 6, 2011 at 9:09 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Beautiful!
benjaminsa
September 6, 2011 at 9:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
lol, ray comfort’s nightmare.
Allen Gould
September 6, 2011 at 9:12 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That is awesome. If I had to complain, it would be that they didn’t let the setup cook quite long enough.
Pepijn
September 6, 2011 at 10:32 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hey! Watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy does not make me monosexual! I resemble that remark!
Jessica Lee
September 7, 2011 at 8:11 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
[dies]
Svlad Cjelli
September 7, 2011 at 11:19 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wasn’t that in the list of signs that you are not fully monosexual? Can’t rewatch now.
Pepijn
September 7, 2011 at 11:26 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hi Dirk!It’s one of the things Michael Shermer says they made him do in reparative therapy, thereby implying that it’s something that monosexuals don’t do. So yeah, I guess I got that wrong… ;-)
Jed
September 7, 2011 at 4:46 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I love Poe’s law.
MaxDWolf
September 8, 2011 at 4:38 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m glad Dr. Doubletree is out there. Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against monosexuals. I just wouldn’t want my sister to marry one. :-D
Kirk Teeters
September 8, 2011 at 10:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
“I’m strictly heterosexual. But bisexuality does double your chances for a date on Saturday night.” – Woody Allen
Clare Milner
September 10, 2011 at 10:26 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Took me a moment or two to cotton on (in my defence, it’s past my bedtime!) and then … Bazinga! Awesome skit … still chuckling :)