May 21 2011

The Rapture is here!!!!

I HAVE PROOF! Look, Jesus himself!I don’t think any of us atheists are getting raptured, but it was pretty awesome for Jesus to at least stop by and say hello. What a nice guy.


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  1. 1
    Carl Viñas

    Offer him a beer.  I hear Jesus loves beer.

  2. 2

    Is that Jesus, or The Dude in a bathrobe?

  3. 3

    Jesus: Now there’s a bridge-builder.

  4. 4

    Yeah, Jesus is a pretty cool guy. It’s just his dad and his fanclub that are dicks.

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    Actually, the rapture did happen. Turns out, the right religion was in a small tribe from Guyana that was wiped out 4000 years ago by famine. Whoops!

  6. 6

    Did he make some wine for you?Or was noöne getting married?

  7. 7

    Irrelevant to this specific post, but I really just want to buy a huge billboard near Camping’s house/office/other place he frequents, and have a huge troll face on it with the words “PROBLEM, CHRISTIANS?” underneath.Sorry. Had to get that out there.

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    Svlad Cjelli

    O, Trollface, endless thine applications.

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