Save PZ’s beard!


My smacktalking at the Imagine No Religion conference must have really rattled PZ – the man has lost his mind! He’s saying he’ll shave his beard into a Hulk Hogan replica that should never be seen outside of photographs from the 80s if he raises more money for Camp Quest by the end of June.

PZ, I know you’re scared of the godless blogging army facing you. It’s now me, Hemant, Greta, JT, Adam from Daylight Atheism, and you were even betrayed by Digital Cuttlefish. But this is rash. Isn’t the beard the source of all your power?

The man knows not what he does. Save PZ’s beard by donating to the opposition’s fundraiser for Camp Quest. I hear you’ll help kids learn to be critical thinkers too.

Comments

  1. says

    Would it be possible for both teams to put the other team’s donate widget up? I’d like to be able to keep track of the progress without having to check both. It would make donation to the rival side easier, but it’s all for a good cause, so that shouldn’t be an issue.

  2. Gus Snarp says

    I’ve already given, but I can’t imagine this would do anything but help your cause. Besides, I thought there was nothing but tentacles under PZ’s beard. It could be like looking at Cthulhu when the beard is removed…

  3. the_Siliconopolitan says

    Will you try to grow a Frida Kahlo style moustache if you win?

  4. Christopher Shelton says

    “But this is rash. Isn’t the beard the source of all your power?”This makes me think of P.Z. as King Lear. 

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