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Jan 22 2011

Hickey gives women a mild stroke

Yikes.

I will never make out with someone ever again.*

*This is obviously a lie.

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  1. 1
    lomifeh

    “I’m so good women’s brains asplode when they make out with me.”

  2. 2
    the_Siliconopolitan

    Rly? Getting hickies when you’re 44? Sheesh.

  3. 3
    Azkyroth

    I will never make out with someone ever again.

    You just gave about half your readers a stroke. :P

  4. 4
    Johnny Vector

    The linked article is pretty dumb. “Wu said the clot dislodged and traveled to the woman’s heart, where it caused a minor stroke”. Um, that would be a heart attack, not a stroke. And wouldn’t cause paralysis. I think you mean “brain”. So given that, I’m not sure how much of the rest of the article to believe.

  5. 5
    EdenBunny

    Perhaps they are using the biblical definition of the heart…

  6. 6
    Gareth McGregor

    Link to Stuff article about it. Poorly written, but less retarded than some of the ones the foreign press have been cranking out.http://www.stuff.co.nz/nationa

  7. 7
    Fatima Abrar

    hhhmmmm …. kinda reminds me of abstinence only “education” scare tactics

  8. 8
    Vanessa

    It could have been an embolic stroke.

  9. 9
    Gus Snarp

    You can make out without hickeys. In fact, I think I’ve only ever given one hickey in my life. Never saw the point.

  10. 10
    Hlkolaya

    what, you can’t make out without giving hickies? just.. be more careful.. or make out with their face instead of their neck.

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    Sam Barnett-Cormack

    Huge vicious hickeys are pointless, but some biting and suction can be good. I imagine it’s a matter of taste.

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