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Jan 22 2011

Hickey gives women a mild stroke

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sex, wtf

by Jen

Yikes.

I will never make out with someone ever again.*

*This is obviously a lie.

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    lomifeh

    January 22, 2011 at 11:07 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    “I’m so good women’s brains asplode when they make out with me.”

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    the_Siliconopolitan

    January 22, 2011 at 11:09 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Rly? Getting hickies when you’re 44? Sheesh.

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    Azkyroth

    January 22, 2011 at 11:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I will never make out with someone ever again.

    You just gave about half your readers a stroke. :P

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    Johnny Vector

    January 23, 2011 at 2:56 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    The linked article is pretty dumb. “Wu said the clot dislodged and traveled to the woman’s heart, where it caused a minor stroke”. Um, that would be a heart attack, not a stroke. And wouldn’t cause paralysis. I think you mean “brain”. So given that, I’m not sure how much of the rest of the article to believe.

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    EdenBunny

    January 23, 2011 at 3:07 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Perhaps they are using the biblical definition of the heart…

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    Gareth McGregor

    January 23, 2011 at 9:31 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Link to Stuff article about it. Poorly written, but less retarded than some of the ones the foreign press have been cranking out.http://www.stuff.co.nz/nationa…

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    Fatima Abrar

    January 23, 2011 at 12:51 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    hhhmmmm …. kinda reminds me of abstinence only “education” scare tactics

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    Vanessa

    January 24, 2011 at 12:30 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    It could have been an embolic stroke.

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    Gus Snarp

    January 24, 2011 at 3:03 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    You can make out without hickeys. In fact, I think I’ve only ever given one hickey in my life. Never saw the point.

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    Hlkolaya

    January 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    what, you can’t make out without giving hickies? just.. be more careful.. or make out with their face instead of their neck.

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    Sam Barnett-Cormack

    January 25, 2011 at 3:32 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Huge vicious hickeys are pointless, but some biting and suction can be good. I imagine it’s a matter of taste.

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