Sep 28 2010

I'm now a card carrying atheist

I’m easily amused:

Cue cheesy song about finally feeling like you belong.


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  1. 1
    Kevin Medeiros

    Woot! Congrats!

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    If the card comes months after worldwide recognition as an Atheist, then I’ll never get one. D=

  3. 3

    Yea, but it come with any discounts or loyalty programs (you know, like the little keychain thing you get for the grocery store)? Seriously, congratulations. Best, and keep on blogging.

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    Dan G.

    I would have thought the sound would have been more like this<object height=”385″ width=”480″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/5cTwVrRRa-A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0″><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”><param name=”allowscriptaccess” value=”always”><embed allowfullscreen=”true” allowscriptaccess=”always” height=”385″ src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/5cTwVrRRa-A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0″ type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” width=”480″></object>

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    Michael Gordon

    Whenever I hear that sound I sing to myself (sometimes out loud), “You got a key!!!”

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    Thomas Shamma

    Heh, I signed up with American Atheists mostly because I liked the phrase “Card-Carrying Atheist” better than “Militant Atheist” or “Atheist Activist”. Congrats on your new self-identification-phrase-option. :)

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    K.W. Ramsey

    What you can’t see is that on the back of the card is the phone number for Richard Dawkins, and a number code entitling Jen to 3 free hours of conversation.

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    Oh, no, not another card to carry! Can’t I just add a sticker to my driver’s license?

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    I carry around a “Get Out Of Hell Free” card.. Does that count?

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    Matthew Carrick

    Ha ha! You’ve fallen for it! HA HA!Our (They that are not You) master plan is working!The soul of your first born male child is OURS!

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    I didn’t know they gave you cards. Maybe I’ll sign up now. :P

  13. 13

    Sorry, but real atheists don’t join “atheist clubs” because it’s one step away from joining a church.

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    And those damned new atheists are just as bad as preachers!Grow up.

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    Anna Jobsis

    Wait, we get cards now? Why did I not get this memo?Can I also get one for being a certified cantankerous beyotch?

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    Did you get that from seattleatheists.com or seattleatheists.org? Your thumb is in the way!

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    I’m going to guess seattleatheists.org, because seattleatheists.com hasn’t been updates since 2007

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    Deanna Joy Lyons

    Yay, thanks for joining! That’s exactly what my hubby and I said when we joined. Hope to see you at a meeting sometime.

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