And via Machines Like Us:

It looks like the comic strip Doonesbury is going to spend this week on the Rapture, with a series leading up to the big day on Saturday.

Here are the strips from Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and today.

The Guardian samples some of the dumbest answers given on British quiz shows.

From Saturday Night Live, with Tina Fey as you-know-who.

The film Atlas Shrugged: Part 1 bombed mightily at the box office.

But not to worry, Ayn Rand fans! It looks like there will be a Part 2. Here’s the trailer.

The Onion News Network has the scoop.

CIA’s ‘Facebook’ Program Dramatically Cut Agency’s Costs

Cartoonist Tom Tomorrow on how modern wars escalate.

I know this is a bit late, but never mind.

Tired of making toast day after day and not seeing images of Jesus or Mary appear on it, even though others seem to see them everywhere?

Wait no more! With this handy little gadget, you too can have your own miracle. Amaze your friends! Get on the local news!

(Thanks to Norm.)