I know this is a bit late, but never mind.
Tired of making toast day after day and not seeing images of Jesus or Mary appear on it, even though others seem to see them everywhere?
Wait no more! With this handy little gadget, you too can have your own miracle. Amaze your friends! Get on the local news!
(Thanks to Norm.)
Some time ago I wrote about the peculiar phenomenon of sockpuppetry, where people go around to various websites and praise themselves under a pseudonym.
It turns out that the latest person to be exposed as practicing sockpuppetry is Scott Adams, creator the Dilbert comic strip, who under the pseudonym “PlannedChaos” praised Adams as a “certified genius”.