The great pizza conflict


(Sherman’s Lagoon)

It used to be the case that people had very strong opinions for and against anchovies on pizza. But as the range of pizza toppings has greatly expanded over time, anchovies have faded into the background and the big divider now seems to be over the merits of pineapple.

I myself love pineapple as a fruit but revolt at the thought of putting it on a pizza, maybe because I do not like mixing sweet and savory tastes.

Comments

  1. chigau (違う) says

    Many years ago, in Japan, I had tinned tuna and sweet corn on a pizza.
    Many years before that, in Fiji, I watched some of the locals put ketchup on pizza.
    I don’t judge.

  2. Snowberry says

    I put zucchini on pizzas a lot, mandarin oranges on pizza occasionally. Also I made a cabbage, dill weed, and onion pizza once, and also had a curry pizza made in a restaurant one time.

    My mother really loves sunflower seeds on pizza, and has put apple on it a few times, and butternut squash at least once.

    Pizza is really versatile, and tastes vary considerably.

  3. Katydid says

    People also like chicken cooked in barbecue sauce on pizza--to me, that’s wretched, with a constant cloying overbearing sweetness, much moreso than pineapple with its occasional bursts of sweet.

  4. Rob Grigjanis says

    Some of my favourite dishes combine sweet and savoury. Sweet and sour chicken, various meat dishes with maple glazes, etc. Not a huge fan of pineapple on pizza, but I can certainly eat it (I prefer green pepper and tomato, which are kinda sweet).

  5. cartomancer says

    I am in the no-pineapple group, thank you very much. It’s not because it’s sweet but because of the horrible texture halfway between gloopy and grainy and the fact it’s too acidic. I don’t actually find pineapple anywhere near sweet enough for my tastes. Most pizzas are too savoury for me -- when I make my own I replace the tomato sauce with sweet barbecue, and finish off with a selection of bacon, sausage and chicken. When I make pasta with passata I have to put many spoons of sugar in to take away the bitterness.

    Indeed, I’ve heard people tell of this strange idea that something can be “too sweet”. I’ve never even been able to fathom what that could be like. As far as I’m concerned sweetness has no upper limit.

  6. Stevko says

    I think you can put almost anything edible on pizza. You can put sauerkraut on pizza. You can put Nutella on pizza. Hell, you can even put both on the same pizza and I would not be bothered at all (I may even try it). I have no idea why there is so much controversy about food combinations.

  7. file thirteen says

    I do not like mixing sweet and savory tastes

    Me either. I leave most sugar (and honey) out of savoury recipes. I’m not a fan of Thai or Vietnamese cooking as you might imagine. I’ll drink dry, medium, or dessert wines, but not sweet (not dessert) ones.

    I don’t like mixing sweet with salt (like salted caramel) either. I love sweet things, but not when mixed with salt or savoury.

  8. VolcanoMan says

    I love pineapple on pizza, but generally balk at ham (not a ham person I guess). I have found pepperoni and pineapple to be a solid foundation for a pizza, being not just sweet and savoury, but also a bit of spice from the meat. And if I’m making it myself, I’ll typically add about half a white onion and a full red bell pepper, plus a bunch of extremely thin slices of jalapeño (I like it thin because of the high surface area to volume ratio, enabling me to get more bang for my buck). That’s my go-to pizza, and it is wonderful. But it does require a solid foundation -- cramming that many toppings on a thin crust New York style pizza is a recipe for disaster. I generally do it grandma-style, using a big steel half-sheet pan, and a fairly large amount of dough (I have calibrated my dough recipe to make two large sheet pan pizzas, each with about 800 grams of dough…and coincidentally, 1.6 kilos of dough is about the max my KitchenAid mixer can handle at once). And like the great Ragusea (internet chef extraordinaire), I cold-proof that dough in the fridge for 3 to 4 days to maximize its flavour.

  9. kenbakermn says

    I’m very liberal. I’m happy to allow anyone their preferences in pizza toppings, pronouns, and just about anything else without judgement. That said, I will fight anyone I see putting ketchup on a hotdog. I mean, I’d probably lose the fight, but that’s different issue.

  10. Rob Grigjanis says

    kenbakermn @9: For me, it’s ketchup, mustard and cheddar cheese on a hotdog, then grilled. Onions too, if I can be bothered. Won’t fight over it though. I reserve fighting for people who mix good brandy with cola.

  11. moarscienceplz says

    If I’m getting just a single pizza, I would never get ham and pineapple or barbecue sauce and chicken, but if it’s a pizza party where several varieties are on offer I do like them as sort of a palette cleanser since most pizzas are very salty and greasy.
    One thing I have never seen is a pizza made with blue cheese. I have made blue cheese quiche from Julia Child’s Mastering cookbook and it is delicious. Also, I often see Black and Blue salads at restaurants (grilled steak pieces with blue cheese, also delicious) but not on pizza.

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