Trump’s deranged rally speech

Seth Meyers describes the rally that Trump held while the impeachment process was going on, where he went on a tirade against dishwashers, showers, sinks, toilets, and other household items.

It seems to me that the places that Trumps lives in, which proudly bear his name, have the lousiest appliances. How many people have exploding dishwashers or showers that give out four drops of water or toilets that must be flushed ten times?


  1. Ridana says

    He was careful to keep pointing out “It’s you, not me!” that’s having these problems, since as we all know, he shits on gold toilets. He’s been on a crusade against water-saving devices for awhile now. It’s stupid and sissy to conserve water, and he intends to put a stop to that!

    This is all part of his rage at the planet for daring to inconvenience him by having any limits on how much he can suck out of it and spew onto it before it collapses. So I guess his vengeance, in his usual “you’re not the boss of me, I’ll show you!” childishness, is to revoke all environmental protections and encourage as much waste and plunder as humanly possible until Mother Nature sees the error of her ways and submits to his masculine will, producing the unlimited amounts of everything he wants, that he just knows she’s keeping from him out of spite…

  2. lumipuna says

    You just know Trump doesn’t have the wit or patience to wait until the toilet tank fills. If he doesn’t succeed on the first flush, he keeps desperately re-flushing every few seconds, and eventually gives up.

    Now, some campaign strategist probably suggested he could publicly undermine environmental regulations by bashing water saving toilets and other appliances, and he thought he knew immediately what the issue was about.

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