The Illuminati are taking over! Or maybe not.

I saw this photograph of Donald Trump in Saudi Arabia along with others laying their hands reverently on a glowing orb.

It looks like the people are taking part in some kind of ritual, like in fraternities or secret societies, and that Trump is being initiated into the cult. But Trump was not being inducted into the Illuminati. It turns out that he was taking part in the opening of something called the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology in Saudi Arabia.

Here is video of what happened.


  1. Reginald Selkirk says

    The dark markings resemble continents. I think I recognize Australia and North & South America. Not sure where Asia went.

  2. Pierce R. Butler says

    Hard to tell with all those hands in the way, but I think the dark markings look like the Bat-Signal.

  3. enkidu says

    “Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology” -- Ouch! Fell off chair laughing.
    King: Hee, hee, Trump can’t see I’m taking over North America.
    Trump: (reaching for Australia) Hmmm, this would make a great golf course.

  4. Chiroptera says

    Hmm. Maybe someone can sneak onto rightwingnut websites and start spreading rumors that the glowing orb is the Kaaba? And Trump is now brainwashed to be a mole for World Wide Islam?

  5. Holms says

    I will join the wild man above in his incredulity and derision of Saudi Arabia pretending it opposes extremist ideology.

  6. KG says

    Trump went on to meet with Blackbeard, to open the Global Center for Combating Piracy.

  7. DonDueed says

    … and then the reactor was activated, and the core of the planet was turned into air. The sky turned blue and Trump’s eyes went back into their sockets.

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