I must be very old. I remember a friend getting recordings of the Goons sent by mail, and we’d sit around listening to an old reel-to-reel tape machine and we’d laugh and laugh. I suspect that Eccles and Bluebottle will not resonate with the whippersnappers here, but I shall inflict them on you anyway.

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If I converted to Spaceology, would you all mind if I turned the endless thread into my personal ashram?

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You know how scientific disputes are settled, volublists of the eternal thread? With epic rap battles.

Bring it, Hawking.

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Don’t worry, it’s not such a big deal, as the thread of infinite lives and this video demonstrates.

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And it’s all explained in song! It seems right for the perpetual thread.

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You know what I ought to do? I ought to start every iteration of the endless thread with Neil Patrick Harris singing. Because he is awesome.

I don’t need to ask if everyone already has a copy of Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, do I?

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All the cool kids in the endless thread were talking about the versatile uses of the phrase “in my pants”, so I have to join in and ruin the whole party.

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Put your hands over your delicate, shell-like ears, thread denizens, this song is not safe for work.

If you like it, play it a second time for the creationists.

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It’s not such a drag to be the skeptic in the room when the room is full of skeptics. Keep on arguing.

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I’ve munged up the last iteration of the endless thread! While I try to patch it up, it was time to update it anyway. So resume here, with this video of what Maori science classes are like.

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