Strangely, I have reached a similar but far less flattering conclusion from watching creationists.
Strangely, I have reached a similar but far less flattering conclusion from watching creationists.
Or is it? This is a midwest horror film.
22 years ago, I moved here from Philadelphia — which is kind of the antithesis of Minnesota. It was scary how nice everyone was when we moved in.
There are regional differences, though. That video is clearly from a Wisconsinite perspective. Minnesotans don’t talk about brats and the Packers, it’s all hot dish and the Vikings, and more purples than greens. We’re also a little less nasal and a bit more sing-songy.
I’m thinking with my luck I’d share a spider bite with the evil cat.

I’ll get to show the grandkids this video to explain why they aren’t getting any presents.
The Czech army made a video where they shoot down Santa because gifts here are delivered by the Infant Jesus. https://t.co/ml92bXPJ52
— Cosmique Slav (@ASpaceSlav) December 24, 2021
Blame the Czechs!
However, my soup recipe is worth far more than my non-existent soul, so this might be a worse deal than having the typo corrected.
But wait, where’s the combo for the salacious limerick?
The squid were avoiding me in elevators.
Was it my breath? Body odor? Creepy staring?
No thagomizers.
It’s still early in the 21st century, the students will figure out a way eventually.
