After all, the heterosexual men are terrible in bed.
“I’m not going to have gay sex,” Luke Moody said of sex that gives his wife an orgasm but not a pregnancy.
That stupid man-child. That poor woman. He thinks that any non-procreative sex is “gay”.
“As soon as we’re together, it’s like no birth control, no nothing, because I’m not going to have gay sex. Gay sex is more than just another man and a man, it’s just the idea of looking at sex as such a materialistic thing and just like, ‘Oh well, we just have an orgasm, and that’s fun or whatever.’”
MAGA is a particularly delusional cult.
It makes sense if you interpret ‘gay’ in its meaning of ‘happy’.
Though then I still don’t understand why Luke Moody wouldn’t want to have happy sex.
But then again, what the fuck do I care about Moody’s opinions. I feel sorry for his wife though.
The article is sloppily written: I think the author confused the name of the interviewer, Luke Beasley, with the MAGA-twit, Josiah Moody, and repeatedly shifts between Luke and Josiah. Near as I can tell, the idiot with the red hat is named Josiah.
Something tells me this guy has no interest in having sex with women.
It’s easy to say you won’t have non-procreative sex when you aren’t having any sex at all and have no interest in doing so.
Is the woman next to him looking aghast his girlfriend? It’s a shame – he’s cute, too bad he’s an ass.
I never realized that the 48 years of great wonderful sex without worries of children(we both had had that taken care of) was gay sex, we just thought it was something that we both enjoyed and made us happy together. The things you learn too late in life.
I feel 3 degrees stupider just having read that hot mess of a statement!
Why? Why did I keep going?!!! Help!
If having protected sex is gay, is any kind of firearm shooting except when playing russian roulette the same?
Fellas, is it gay to get your wife off…?
Hey, there’s a lot more to gay sex than not procreating, you know! There’s all the anxiety, dread, sense of self-loathing, fear of disease, awkwardness and lube. And there’s probably a lot more stuff if you’re actually good at it, but I wouldn’t know about that.
@raven #3 – Perhaps he’s an incel, pretending to be in control.
So imagine there’s a significant number of these non-procreative sex with wife refusers strutting around while their wives are left frustrated. And they call us the cuckolds…
I believe they interpret “gay” as being effeminate, and enjoying sex for the sake of sex with all that pleasure, cuddling, and sharing of emotions is the epitome of “girly.” Such hedonism leads to degeneracy and “weak men” which leads to the destruction of civilization.
While a REAL Man has a duty to secure his genetic legacy by siring as many children (preferably males) as possible, he has more important things to do: Clearing brush, plowing fields, smithing at their forge, investing in crypto, building a corporation, waging war, etc.. Indeed, a man who does not impregnate their femoids with each act of coitus is a low-T, beta-cuck, weakling with inferior seed! They should be gelded and sent to the Eastern front as cannon fodder! /s
Kimmel once had a joke about how by this rationale, getting married is gay (paraphrasing)…
“Think about it… you wear fancy clothes, promise to never touch another woman, put jewelry on each other and then you dance”.
Make America Gay Again.
No disrespect to any ace folks out there, but I don’t think this guy is interested in sex period, regardless of whether it’s with a man or woman. He’s interested in breeding, but that’s about it.
It is very confusing to call MAGA hat by the name of his interviewer.
My only question is Mormon or home-schooled? Obviously they have been raised by Christian numpties who think sex is sinful, since he is clueless about sex, procreation, orgasms, and homosexuality in addition to having a very Old Testament name like Josiah.
Is it MAGA or christianity? Christians have been coming up with stupid antisexual crap for a very long time.
Remember a screen shot of a Xitter conversation that opened with “Is it gay to love your wife?” and now I see that such a question is being taken seriously by the MAGA crowd, and not a one-off joke at their expense.
So according to this guy, having sex with your wife is supposed to be a task, like cleaning out the chicken coop or doing taxes is only one of those necessities which must be done at some point. If you do it, and you enjoy it, then there’s something wrong with you. Something tells me that this couple will have a happy life, with no secrets between them.
Imagine being upset that people experience immense pleasure and emotional connection together because there’s a reduced or no chance of another life being brought into a really shitty existence. They criticize it as “materialistic” as if making up arbitrary, intangible reasons why it’s bad is a good thing. These people are so weird, gay sex freaking rules
If it give you a glance into the way these shit for brains “think,” they have a saying: “Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create bad times. Bad times create strong men…” or something like that.
According to that logic, we should never have “good times,” times of peace, prosperity, or comfort, lest it breed weaknesses like hedonism and “wokeness” in society, causing it to fall. In order to make sure men are “strong” (i.e. callous, “masculine,” and violent) humanity must always exist in a state of desperation and conflict. It’s no surprise why these fascist geeks are into grimdark fictional settings like WH40K or The Walking Dead: They envision worlds where sociopathic “tough guys” thrive while the less than manly “cucks” and “betas” who are threatening Western Civilization (TM) with their effeminacy are killed.
@ 20
Because we’re not supposed to care about this fallen, sinful, material world. Pleasing Gawd and getting into heaven is the entire goal of life. What pleases Gawd? Pumping out as many future believers as possible and not enjoying the process, of course! This makes them deeper and more “spiritual” than us godless hedonists who are just out looking for orgasms.
Any idea, no matter how bone-headed, that makes those nitwits want to have less sex is a good thing for women everywhere.
They’re definitely the kinds of people who would hold up Space Marines as ideals to be emulated, rather what they factually and canonically are; the deeply traumatized victims of a world gone horribly, horribly wrong.
So, women who are post menstrual are gay?
He is Mormon, and apparently his family is fairly wealthy and just as horrible. His wife is simply a disgusting person judging by how many social media sites have banned her for making racist, sexist, and simply foul posts about any people who are LGBTQ+
If you check her instagram page, it shows the post that got her banned. It says ‘If your husband does the dishes he is gay.’
I hope CPS takes notice. Poor baby girl needs to be rescued from the scum of the earth.
Ah, he’s a Mormon. A religion known for it’s respectful treatment of women. /s
He thinks that if he gives his wife an orgasm without getting her pregnant, then he is gay. Given the look on her face, I don’t think he has to worry about the pregnancy part, as the first clause in that problem has yet to be achieved. I bet you he refers to having sex as wandering the desert, because he has no idea where his is going, and it is never wet.
You know, this argument felt vaguely familiar, and it came to me that maybe he’s thinking of the term “sodomy”. Many people think that sodomy only means narrowly “anal sex”, but the term is actually vague enough that it can mean, more broadly, any nonprocreative sex.
WikiP: Sodomy
(bolding here mine)
And here Ms. Moody seems to be deliberately smearing and confusing the concepts of egalitarianism with submissiveness with effeminacy with homosexuality. For the lulz, of course.
@ 28
I don’t think her pleasure is any consideration here. Afterall, her purpose is to bear him children, not have sinful orgasms. No, he likely thinks that he’s gay if has sex with his wife and doesn’t get her pregnant.
@ 29
That’s conservatism in a nutshell; believing anything that will serve society a whole is a civilization-ending proposition.
If you are attracted to a woman like that you aren’t gay.
You are a horrible person though, a waste of food and oxygen cluttering up the earth.
Or, some sort of very strange pervert into abusive, racist, women full of hate and lacking any other talents.
I’ll ask Dan Savage what that particular kink is called. If anyone knows, it would be him.
I keep reading American women are leaving MAGA men. Now I understand why.
There are guys out there that think wiping your own arse is gay. It’s what grift-fluencers do. They take a perfectly normal activity, declare it gay and milk their victims as they feed off their insecurities.
@ 31
I’m getting the feeling that this one of those Christian courtship marriages where the couple wasn’t even allowed to date. I’m sure he paid the bride price and got a nice dowery out of the deal.
@34 I’ve heard the JWs do that too . They aren’t allowed to date unless another person chaperones . If they do date them they’re expected to get married. There’s a lot of mental illness and DV with that cult. I started looking at the websites of former JWs because my beloved cousin got hooked into that cult.
Did you notice that the MAGA cap is a little too big for Moody’s head? I tend to see that as a sign, but I’m not sure about what it is a sign of.
rietpluim, also looks new. Perhaps given to him for the photograph. Symbolic.
gijoel @ 33
There are even grifters out there who claims you can literally live on sunlight. Tragically, some rubes have got permanent eye damage by staring at the sun.
The grifters who tell people to drink their own urine are more gross, but less harmful.
If you watch the video on Luke Beasley’s channel you will see these people are even worse than you think. They are grifters and don’t even pretend to be kind of smart about their racism, she just blurt crap and justifies it by saying “it’s my first amendment rights”. The Moody’s are very bottom of the barrel scumbags enabled only by white privledge and the very low bar created by social media.