It’s easy enough to generate these names, the uncomfortable part is imagining what behaviors are associated with each. I spent the last few minutes inventing all kids of new kinks (kanks, kenks, konks, kunks.)
Hey baby? Wanna splorch after we put the kids down for tonight?
Hairhead, Still Learning at 59says
Everyone knows “twink”, but “twunk” is also a thing. “Twunk” refers to a young, attractive gay man, who also has muscles (i.e. “twink” (skinny) plus “hunk” (muscles).
Doc Billsays
I traded sexual favors for body art.
Tit for tat.
I guess that makes me a punsexual.
acroyearsays
I just saw an article fly by reminding us of how the British are capable of turning any seemingly normal word into a euphemism for being drunk.
Falching, felching, filching, folching, fulching, and (sometimes) fylching
numerobissays
“goy” is sexual now?
Rich Woodssays
@acroyear #6:
I can’t work out if that’s true or not, mostly because I’m viciously hung over this morning after getting wankered last night. The pub was rammed with people fingering the bishop’s nipple, and at least three of them were chucked out for starting a boat race sesh. Top bladder.
John Moralessays
Rich Woods, I have to say I am rather impressed.
Good rattling off there. Still, due diligence and all, so…
… so, I Googled the bishop’s nipple and what I got was... well.
Abstract
Bishop score changes, by a cross-over, randomized study, were evaluated in 60 primigravidas at term, not yet in labour, who performed nipple stimulation for 45 minutes three times a day for three days. Results showed that changes of Bishop score in the treated groups were statistically highly significant, in comparison to control groups. A greater frequency in the onset of labour was also remarked.
As a blonde blue eyed Lutheran man I can assure you that there are jewish men who really do get seriously turned on by me and guys like me. They are goy-sexual, and bacon can be used.
imback says
This is going to go vowral!
angoratrilobite says
Wait… that makes so much sense…
Akira MacKenzie says
Hey baby? Wanna splorch after we put the kids down for tonight?
Hairhead, Still Learning at 59 says
Everyone knows “twink”, but “twunk” is also a thing. “Twunk” refers to a young, attractive gay man, who also has muscles (i.e. “twink” (skinny) plus “hunk” (muscles).
Doc Bill says
I traded sexual favors for body art.
Tit for tat.
I guess that makes me a punsexual.
acroyear says
I just saw an article fly by reminding us of how the British are capable of turning any seemingly normal word into a euphemism for being drunk.
Jazzlet says
Doc Bill @5
Well played.
Joseph Zowghi says
A song for all you ponsexuals.
https://youtu.be/1bV4-w2H5qE?si=HjwbZrOpPT3tUERj
Patrick Mott says
Falching, felching, filching, folching, fulching, and (sometimes) fylching
numerobis says
“goy” is sexual now?
Rich Woods says
@acroyear #6:
I can’t work out if that’s true or not, mostly because I’m viciously hung over this morning after getting wankered last night. The pub was rammed with people fingering the bishop’s nipple, and at least three of them were chucked out for starting a boat race sesh. Top bladder.
John Morales says
Rich Woods, I have to say I am rather impressed.
Good rattling off there. Still, due diligence and all, so…
… so, I Googled
the bishop’s nipple
and what I got was... well.
(Obviously, sex words :) )
John Morales says
[ack! Runaway code tag; sexual madness!]
brightmoon says
😁
183231bcb says
I await Apple’s new product, the iSexual!
seachange says
@numerobis #10
As a blonde blue eyed Lutheran man I can assure you that there are jewish men who really do get seriously turned on by me and guys like me. They are goy-sexual, and bacon can be used.