I thought you might want to know that Spiders feeding on vertebrates is more common and widespread than previously thought, geographically and taxonomically. Not that I want you to worry or anything, but you should know that vertebrates like you are prey to certain spiders. (Not you, personally, of course — just your smaller, weaker cousins.)
You might be wondering who the killer spiders are, and you’re in luck: here’s a table of the spider families that will kill your relatives.
See? No worries. You probably don’t even recognize most of those names.
I’m here to inform you that the number one culprit, the Theridiidae, also known as the tangle-web spiders or comb-footed spiders, are also among the most common house spiders. The spiders I raise in large numbers in the lab, the Steatodas and Parasteatodas and Latrodectus, all belong to this family, and I’ve long noted their ability to bring down animals much larger than themselves with their potent venom and most excellent cobwebs.
Not you, of course. You can continue to sleep well at night, knowing that the spiders living in your attic and basement are not going to eat you. Not unless they grow significantly larger, or form significant and numerous cooperative colonies.
My spiders do get along well with each other, so there are possibilities…
If you doubt me, here are some spiders eating birds, bats, frogs, fish, and snakes. Yum.
But don’t worry, they aren’t eating people yet!
Nyffeler M, Gibbons JW (2022) Spiders feeding on vertebrates is more common and widespread than previously thought, geographically and taxonomically. Journal of Arachnology 50:121–134.
birgerjohansson says
I am not worried about being eaten. I am worried about being killed by a spider with a ridicilously potent venom.
Pierce R. Butler says
I first misread the headline as “No anthropology among spiders…” and had some serious doubts.
Surely they study us quite carefully, even if they conceal their notes.
wzrd1 says
I’m aware of one spider that is known to occasionally take a nice pinch of flesh from humans that vex them, but camel spiders are an exception to a few rules and biting an offender is decidedly not trying to eat someone.
Now, I’ve gotten a nice snack this afternoon. Ran into a sockpuppet on Wiki, been a pain on the Cloning article, twice banned and one remaining sock seems to be about and got reverted and now reported.
wzrd1 says
Hah! The Wikipedia sock just got blocked by the admin that I contacted.
shermanj says
O.K. PZ this is the second ‘Poe-like’ scary tale you’ve given us for halloween!
Walter Solomon says
That’s one very unlucky horseshoe bat in picture B.
Walter Solomon says
birgerjohansson #1
Coral snakes have ‘ridiculously potent venom’ so the black widow is doing a service here by eating it.
beholder says
First they came for the arachnophobes who still read PZ’s blog, and I laughed and grabbed a bucket of popcorn, because I’m not an arachnophobe.
Then they came for me, and I didn’t really mind, because humans are delicious and I always knew spiders would do a better job ruling this planet than humans have done.
drewl, Mental Toss Flycoon says
Thanks for posting cool spider pics.
(spider-pics, spider-pics, does whatever a spider-pic does)…
Joe Felsenstein says
Nonsense. Of course there is anthropophagy in spiders. It’s even been pictured:
https://blogerinblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/eat-like-kings.jpg
billseymour says
She was an eight-eyed, eight-legged crawlin’ purple people eater.
[Am I showing my age? I was in sixth grade when the Purple People Eater song was getting radio play, and we all thought it was really funny.]
Reginald Selkirk says
Relish the Halloween horror of this purple fungus that “mummifies” spiders
feralboy12 says
I was thinking of starting a rumor online that spiders accidentally eat an average of eight people per year. Just as an experiment.
Robert Westbrook says
I had initially read the photo caption as “Examples of hillbilly vertebrate-eating spiders” so perhaps I am up too late already.
Gnu Atheist says
Reminds me of this one, PZ:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2Ffar-side-111783–380483868519568518%2F&psig=AOvVaw2EV19r63A2-ZcqDkxyY58n&ust=1698874518994000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CBMQjRxqFwoTCIDc7PWeoYIDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
birgerjohansson says
Walter Solomon @7 It is a “Is Sauron or Morgoth worse?” situation…
John Morales says
Conversely, arachnophagy is a thing.
(Such asymmetry!)
numerobis says
Happy Halloween! And here’s a Cordyceps that eats spiders.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/10/relish-the-halloween-horror-of-this-purple-fungus-that-mummifies-spiders/
Silentbob says
Wait, fish?! How does that work? lol
lochaber says
Silentbob@19> I believe it’s likely that type of water spider that holds an air bubble to it’s abdomen, I think it tends to prey on small fish and tadpoles and such
Here’s a wiki link to one type:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_bell_spider
lochaber says
ah, maybe that was the wrong one, just went with the first wiki link I came across, I think this one is more likely to eat small fish:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolomedes
Rob Grigjanis says
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancylometes
nomdeplume says
Yep, all very amusing I guess, but think of the terror of those vertebrate animals `as they realised they were trapped, couldn’t free themselves, and then saw the spider approach, wrap them and poison them.
John Morales says
nomdeplume,
Sure. <ding>
cf. https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2023/10/29/halloween-colors/
(Just less obvious)
Silentbob says
@ 23
Dude trust me we’re thinking about it. That’s why PZ ‘s posting this stuff for Halloween.
(Don’t make me post *that* scene from The Fly again.)