Mary kicked me out of the house this afternoon — she told me to get some exercise, I’ve been moping around the house too much, she said, or at least, implied — so I went for a walk with my camera. I discovered…
Yay! Lots of flies on the ground, on the trees on the walls (not so much flying, though, it’s pretty windy today). Beelzebub has arrived! And you know what that means, boys and girls?
The Lord’s holy angels, his minions of righteousness, the noble spiders, will be arriving soon to smite them! Praise the Arachnida! Can I get an “AMEN!”?
The mildly deranged penguin thinks you were supposed to weave a web and bring home some freshly-caught protein.
Here is the perfect house for you and your daughter! Don’t know if your son shares your taste. Look at all the pictures, lots of webs!
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn-Park/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075
Wherever Beelzebub goes, Lolth is soon to follow.
Hold your pedipalps together in thanks and praise of the arachnid gods! They hath delivered us the flies, AMEN!
If I see one of those big striped flies around I start looking to get flypaper, because they bite . I don’t like spray insecticide but I go into crazed villain mode while screaming “DEATH !THEY MUST DIE!”
Bugs?
Watch out for Cell, the big baddie if Dragon BallZ.
And as bugs and other bird food become abundant, the most evil villains of all will soon follow (sound of thunder) : GEESE!