Here’s a clip of Hurricane Irma shredding St Maarten:
Now imagine being on a boat in that weather.
Now imagine that that boat was little more than a barge built by a couple of guys with crude tools.
Now imagine that that barge is stuffed full of thousands of animals — it’s a makeshift zoo.
Now imagine that the weather is ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times more severe than Irma. OK, I can’t — I can’t even imagine being out in that disaster right now.
Now imagine that you’re such a gormless fool that you can believe that someone could ride out a storm like that in a floating barn.
Be safe, real people down there in the southeast.