This brings back memories. About 25 years ago I discovered a rice grain-sized lump on one testicle, but I was a pussy, went into denial, and did nothing about it for months.
After the lump had grown to the size of a baked bean, I finally had the “Oh fuck, I’m going to die.” moment and made an appointment to see my doctor. A couple of extremely sleepless nights and a 30 second examination later, my doctor knew exactly what it was — not cancer, but an epidydimal cist. All that stress and worry for nothing.
The moral of this tale? If you do find a lump it doesn’t have to be bad news, but either way, it’ll save you a lot of time and worry if get it checked out right away.
To be honest I can’t imagine that the film will manage to top the high standard set by the film’s marketing campaign. The film is constrained by the fact that it has a story and characters; the marketing has been trying to manufacture as much viral attention as possible, message delivery be damned. (My personal favourite being the posters making it appear to be a Valentine’s Day date movie.)
permanganatersays
“Pussy”. Really? I’m not sure when that gendered slur was rehabilitated. Colour me unimpressed.
If you were a person with a pussy, I expect your story would have been a bit different. How about not using a body part in such a demeaning way? It would have been better if you simply stated the truth, that you were afraid, yes?
Oddly appropriate given that Deadpool’s superpower is basically cancer.
marcmagussays
@4&5
You are both completely correct.
I note that the “don’t be a pussy” language was introduced by the ad, not by tacitus. Noting it was a quote and not a good phrasing would have been better.
I actually learned something from that video. I had no idea that I should be (let alone how to) checking for that. And that I’m fast (too fast!!!) approaching the time to be doing it.
Problematic as Deadpool might be, I can’t help but like him and it is he who compelled me to watch and learn.
Thank you, Deadpool (and PZ :))
nahuatisays
Useful health information I didn’t know that is presented in a fun way too! I’ll share the video with the men in my life. Thanks!
Seriously? That’s all you got from my comment? I used the term because it was the one used in the video. I will now use another anatomical term I have never otherwise used online: there was no need to be an arsehole.
tacitus says
This brings back memories. About 25 years ago I discovered a rice grain-sized lump on one testicle, but I was a pussy, went into denial, and did nothing about it for months.
After the lump had grown to the size of a baked bean, I finally had the “Oh fuck, I’m going to die.” moment and made an appointment to see my doctor. A couple of extremely sleepless nights and a 30 second examination later, my doctor knew exactly what it was — not cancer, but an epidydimal cist. All that stress and worry for nothing.
The moral of this tale? If you do find a lump it doesn’t have to be bad news, but either way, it’ll save you a lot of time and worry if get it checked out right away.
danielhenschel says
Did you catch the other one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuldCh7pIVI
Matt Cramp says
To be honest I can’t imagine that the film will manage to top the high standard set by the film’s marketing campaign. The film is constrained by the fact that it has a story and characters; the marketing has been trying to manufacture as much viral attention as possible, message delivery be damned. (My personal favourite being the posters making it appear to be a Valentine’s Day date movie.)
permanganater says
“Pussy”. Really? I’m not sure when that gendered slur was rehabilitated. Colour me unimpressed.
Taemon says
@ tacitus “but I was a pussy”
Ahem.
Caine says
tacitus:
If you were a person with a pussy, I expect your story would have been a bit different. How about not using a body part in such a demeaning way? It would have been better if you simply stated the truth, that you were afraid, yes?
Ian King says
Oddly appropriate given that Deadpool’s superpower is basically cancer.
marcmagus says
@4&5
You are both completely correct.
I note that the “don’t be a pussy” language was introduced by the ad, not by tacitus. Noting it was a quote and not a good phrasing would have been better.
YOB - Ye Olde Blacksmith says
I actually learned something from that video. I had no idea that I should be (let alone how to) checking for that. And that I’m fast (too fast!!!) approaching the time to be doing it.
Problematic as Deadpool might be, I can’t help but like him and it is he who compelled me to watch and learn.
Thank you, Deadpool (and PZ :))
nahuati says
Useful health information I didn’t know that is presented in a fun way too! I’ll share the video with the men in my life. Thanks!
tacitus says
@5:caine
Seriously? That’s all you got from my comment? I used the term because it was the one used in the video. I will now use another anatomical term I have never otherwise used online: there was no need to be an arsehole.