The Ask a Biologist site has been relaunched and revamped, and it’s the perfect place for teachers and parents to send kids with difficult questions about biology. It’s really easy: just go to the site, click on the “ask” button, and type in a question…and with a little patience, eventually a qualified expert will try to answer it. Give it a try!
askabiologist.org.uk is back, bigger and better, to answer your questions about all things biological. We are a group of over 60 professional biologists; Ph.D. students, Post-docs, lecturers and professors, who volunteer to give their time to answer your questions. We have been around now for about 4 years now, and the site will get a brand new feel, the main thing will be that we will have increased ‘user-friendliness’ whereby people will be able to upload a photo of ‘the green insect that is really interested in fallen fruit’. We are here to answer childrens’ question about the natural world, and with biologists and palaeontologists with interests in many different areas, from insects and worms, to dinosaurs and birds, or trees and other plants, to embryos and evolution, and much more besides, we can help!
If you are a parent or a teacher who does not know the answer to a question, give us a go, we might be able to help. In fact, if you have a question, it does not matter how old you are, why not see if we can help. Answering your questions is the main thing that we do, but we also have a new blog section, where we will post exciting science stories. We also have our ‘labcoat essays’ where you can find out what we do as biologists, and we have the archive of all of the questions that we have answered since we began. Another new feature is that now you have the ability to respond to the answer we give to your questions. The only thing that we DO NOT DO, is answer your homework! Obviously there is a difference between the homework of a primary/elementary school child and that of a secondary school and college pupil, but as a rule, if it’s your homework, you have to do it yourself.
Gyeong Hwa Pak, Scholar of Shen Zhou says
Um okay. Do these jeans make my butt look saggy?
llewelly says
Global warming has contributed to a few extinctions (so far … more likely to come), and to changes in the ranges and behavior of many creatures. So it is likely to have an effect on the evolution of populations that survive it. Are there (at this time) any direct examples of populations evolving to adapt to changes due to global warming?
(That’s what I submitted.)
Capital Dan says
What are the biological mechanisms behind dreams, and is it wrong that I dream of PZ Myers wearing a leopard-print thong and fronting the latest incarnation of Van Halen?
Glen Davidson says
What’s the evidence for intelligent design?
But if they knew that, they’d sell it to Ahmanson for millions.
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/mxaa3p
KOPD says
Why can’t they make lettuce taste like chocolate?
tsg says
(IANAB) No, it’s not the jeans.
Sili, The Unknown Virgin says
BUT HOWCUM THERE R STILL MONKEES?!!
Brownian, OM says
There aren’t. There’s just Dolenz, Jones, Nesmith and Tork now.
Geez, you didn’t need a biologist for that one.
tsg says
(IANAB) There aren’t. Not since Peter Tork quit, anyway.
barcsb says
Fucken magnets! How do they work?
tsg says
Dammit, Brownian
Alex Wild says
I just had a look around the “Ask a Biologist” site. I’m not impressed.
In the area that I know something about- insects, mainly- they may as well have asked random people on the street. They’ve got medical scientists with no zoology training just making shit up.
Brownian, OM says
Sorry tsg, but by now you gotta know that if there’s a lame pun to be made, I’m on it.
Moggie says
I hope for their sake that they have a “how is babby formed” filter.
tsg says
@Brownian
Yeah, I know, but just once I’d like to beat you to it.
toth says
I’m trying to resist the urge to flood it with “If evolution is true, why are there still 747s??” questions.
cervantes says
Is this really true?
Cleric says promiscuous women cause earthquakes.
I know it’s only half about biology but still. . .
Shadow says
@16:
There are 747’s because most of them are built in Everett and don’t require a tornado.
irenedelse says
I predict a deluge of questions of the kind “Who will win in a fight, a bear or a shark”…
Oh, wait! They already answered Grizzly bear vs lion!
https://www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawm1qdPyIyo9dWkGS-I-MYNapFltfY6flWE says
fuckin’ maggots! How do they work?
tsg says
Re: #17
From the article:
At first it looked like a case of “I hate this so my god hates this”, but it is actually a case of “we can’t do anything, let’s ask people to pray so it looks like we are”.
vanharris says
In
Episode XLIX: The endless thread is doomed; it has sunk to discussing cute widdle kitty-cats
Category: Open Thread
Posted on: April 18, 2010 3:40 PM, by PZ Myers
the kitty cat (pussy cat) chased off a bear.
ThirdMonkey says
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
tsg says
African or European?
jcmartz.myopenid.com says
Oh, more people with god complex:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10639124
Sven DiMilo says
fuckin’ Magdalenes–how do they work?
maglevs?
magnolias?
Magnavoxes?
never mind
Rey Fox says
How is babby formed?
MadScientist says
I remember a site like this for physics; questions would not be answered for a few days, just to discourage lazy kids from asking other people to do their homework.
Carlie says
Not at all, darling, you look hot.
and7barton says
Quote #7 – “But how come there are still Monkees ?”
Precisely – and what about the Beatles ?
50% of the Beatles are extinct.
….and what happened to the Animals and the Byrds ?
shonny says
No, it’s your butt that makes the jeans look saggy.
Tighten up the bum-cheeks!